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in uniforms, so I took some pictures.

I've told you a million times,

knock off the spy stuff.

You've got the best glove of any

outfielder I've ever seen. Life is good.

Give me the film.

I'm just trying to look

out for you, all right?

Come on, let's play some ball.

I got you a new jersey.

All right, guys!

Let's get ready now!

Come on, let's play some ball!

Good morning, sir.

Good morning.

Sir, the launch will be ready to

take us to the base in 15 minutes.

I have all this knowledge, and they send

me to this dump in the middle of nowhere.

Twenty years

of Naval experience,

and I always get passed over

for the good assignments.

No one can convince me that it isn't

because of that damn cruise ship incident.

[ Clears Throat ] Sir, may I

respectfully offer an opinion?

You may.

I studied the Caribbean

at the academy, sir,

and, if you don't mind

me saying so,

this area is very critical.

Perhaps they sent you here because

you possess the ability...

to turn this into a

top-notch Naval facility.

Huh! You think so?

Yes, sir. This may

be just the place...

where your attention to

discipline is appreciated.

I could use a new challenge.

Maybe this time there'll be some

raw material I can work with.

They're coming!

[ Reel Spinning ]

Oh! Marlin on. Marlin on!

They're here! Oh! Ow.

They're coming, the boat!

Hey, guys! Hey, guys!

[ Pinball Machine Beeping ]

[ Panting ]

Hey, ice cream! How much?

Ten bucks a pint.

Put me down for chocolate

and anything else...

that's got a nutty thing

going on, but no raisins.

The new C.O.

is on his way here now!

He's not due 'til next week.

Yeah, well he's here.

Hey you guys.

We got a little boat comin' in.

Well, there goes

tonight's luau.

Oh, man, we gotta hide

our stuff.

And put on your uniforms

and fall in.

We were supposed

to keep those things?

Come on, knucklehead.

I'll buy you another one.

Come on, Chuck. You can do it.

All you need is just a little confidence.

Think promotion.

I think I can. I think I can.

I think I can.

Greetings, Captain Binghampton.

At your service Captain.

[ Shouting ] It's an honor,

Captain Binghampton, sir!

I better tone that down.

Uh-- [ Sighs ]

Thank you

for that greeting, Ensign.

Um, Charles T. Parker, sir.

Welcome to San Sid.

What?

Oh, that's the base's

nickname, sir.

See, this is San Ysidro island,

the main island

in the San Ysidro chain,

located right between Cuba and--

pftt-- the Virgin Islands.

But the locals just shortened the

Ysidro to Sid. See? San Sid, sir.

You're a moron, aren't you?

[ Sighs ]

[ Binghampton ] What's this?

"This is a tarp, short for

tarpaulin," which is generally--

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