Mark and Russell's Wild Ride Page #4

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Don't tell me

what to do, Angela.

Oh, don't tell me,

don't tell me what to do.

BOY:
Don't tell me,

don't tell me

don't tell me what to do.

Wait, what?

You need to fill out a form.

Whoa.

Not my first rodeo.

Okay, okay.

Just relax.

Just find your bliss.

( Waves crashing,

seagulls cawing )

Russell, put that down.

I do not need your relaxing

Sounds of Nature app right now.

You need to stay loose.

We've got Mr. 92% on our side.

Your streak of failure

ends today.

The internet's lied before.

Like remember those ancient

Chinese growth pills you ordered?

They were neither ancient

nor Chinese nor pills.

I grew a quarter of an inch.

I know you did, buddy.

The point is, how do we know

this Glenn Bufferton

didn't just write

all those reviews himself?

How do we know he's not

too good to be true?

- ( Door opens )

- ( Groans )

Okay, let's get those hands

at 10 and 2.

Or, you know,

whatever you want.

I already get the sense

you know what you're doing.

Mint?

Looks like we've got

a natural on our hands.

So, any fun plans

once you get your...

( loud thump )

Uh... please, sir. I...

( stammering )

I didn't mean to...

No excuses.

That was clearly a pothole.

I'm sorry.

The city should've

fixed that by now,

and I apologize

on their behalf.

Well, looks like I've seen

everything I need to see.

All we have left is

the formality of paperwork.

Congratulations, Mark.

- You've got your li...

- ( Goofy horn ringtone plays )

Go for Glenn.

I'm sorry that

it bothers you, honey,

but that's the way

I like to answer the phone.

( All chuckling )

Leaving? That's

a bit of an over-reaction.

Karen, calm down.

Karen, please. Karen, no!

Karen!

Pull over up here.

Sir, that's a tow-away zone.

Who are you, the mayor?

Pull over!

I'm not the mayor.

Okay. All right.

So there it is. Okay.

Whoa. ( Laughs )

Why is it so hot in here?

If you want, I can

turn on the air con...

ditioning.

I can't breathe.

The car is so small.

Why is the car so small?

( Shivering )

It's so cold in here.

Should I go get your tie?

Pull out, merge into traffic,

take your first right,

and your third left.

Why aren't we moving?!

Come on, come on,

pick up the pace.

You know you can get a ticket

for going too slow, right?

As soon as we cross Elm,

take a left

over the first lawn you see.

I don't think this is

a driving test anymore.

Well done. You see how

giving it some gas

helped you fly over that curb?

Thank you?

- Doodlebear.

- You're too late, Glenn. I'm leaving.

There's no more spark.

No spark.

But we went to the House of

Spaghetti last night.

I've seen enough

daytime television

to know this isn't gonna

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