Madea's Big Happy Family Page #3
to make it seem like 40 is down there,
and I'm way back... I'm close to 40.
Forty's over there and I'm right there.
You make it seem like I'm old or something.
The point I'm trying to make is that
you should be having
regular colon and prostrate exams.
It could save your life.
Okay. You go ahead and check my collasum
and my prostitute. All right?
It's prostate, Mr. Brown.
Cora, I know. It's the same thing.
Just go ahead and just check me.
Hold on. I had some of Cora's chips I found
and I might have some on my prostitate.
Go ahead and check.
Not that end, Mr. Brown.
The other end.
You talking about my beginning
and the end?
- Yes!
- The devil is a liar!
You can't be back there like that.
- Wait, Doctor. Wait!
- Get him, Doc.
I'm new! Please!
Hey, Madea.
What the doctor say about Brown?
He's better. He just has to watch
his diabetes, just like you.
Oh, yeah, he got to watch that, honey,
he got to watch that for real.
He's gotta stop eating all that foolishness
and start exercising.
You right.
You right.
I think I'm gonna have the number four.
Welcome to Snax. May I take your order?
Are you at one of those drive-throughs?
Yes, I'm at a drive-through. Hell, I'm
hungry. I'm trying to get some breakfast.
Didn't I just tell you,
you have to start eating healthier?
Cora, hell, I don't wanna hear that.
I know you're probably standing
right next to a vending machine right now.
What you got, a honey bun?
Byron!
Cora, listen, I got to go now.
Girl, I'm driving on the phone. You know
Oprah don't want me driving on the phone.
Goodbye.
I'm upset, or whatever the case may be.
I would like to have a ham,
egg and cheese biscuit and orange juice.
Call Day back...
No, you call him on your phone,
I'm gonna keep callin' Byron, but
I'm gonna keep hanging up, answering,
"Nah, nah, nah." Hold on.
- Heller?
- Lady, I hear you. Hold on!
- You better answer that phone or...
- Okay.
All right. The service ain't
what it used to be either, I tell you.
It's Sabrina. Byron...
You need to go on
Maury for him, girl.
For real, dawg.
It's hot as hell in this Cadillac
and I don't have no air conditioner.
What do you wanna eat?
I want a ham and egg
and a cheese biscuit, okay? Heller!
We're out of ham.
You out of ham?
Okay. All right. Fine, fine.
Then give me an egg and cheese biscuit.
We're out of egg.
You're out of egg? You're just...
Fine! Then just give me a damn biscuit.
It's 10:
31, ma'am,and we just stopped serving breakfast.
Hold the hell on. I've been sitting here
for 15 minutes waiting on your... No, honey.
No, no, no. I don't care. I want breakfast.
You want something else
like lunch or something?
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