Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted Page #4

a little crackerjack, can-do team.

You want me to give it to you straight?

Yes! Yes! No.

Bend it a little?

Well, the plane's totaled.

Kaput, blammo, busted!

Never to fly again.

So that's it? That's it then,

we're never gonna get home?

No! We've got to get home!

We can fix it! We'll fix it!

Yeah, guys, come on, we'll fix it!

You just start from the outside pieces,

and you work your way in.

And, yeah, perfect!

Come on! Don't just stand there, guys.

Marty! Drag that thingy over here.

And we'll just attach it

to this dealy-bob over here. And...

We're not going home.

We're never going home.

lt's the fuzz!

What are we gonna do?

We can't hide forever!

And we can't just blend!

You know this ain't Africa.

Oh, what's the point?

Tell me one conceivable way

that extra-large animals like us

are gonna be able

to move through Europe

without attracting unwanted attention.

Hey...

Where are you coming from?

Please, you got to hide us.

Just until the heat dies down.

Absolut no outsiders.

So wipe that Smirnoff your face

and Popov!

Come on, man. You gotta do

one cat a solid. Cat to cat.

Do a solid here, buddy. Come on.

Nyet! This train is

for circus animals only.

They sound like they be in trouble.

Stefano, we do not invite trouble

into our circus. l don't trust lion.

Hair too big and glossy!

Aw, come on, Vitaly, you're being mean.

He not lion.

He lioness... with a beehive.

This is awkward.

We can hear everything they're saying.

lt is not our problem!

No, no! Wait, wait, wait!

Just give us a minute. He's on the phone

and... can't get him off!

We cannot leave them there!

Only circus animals on this train!

Wait, listen! We are circus animals.

You got to let us in!

You are really circus?

Yes. Full circus!

My momma was circus.

My daddy was circus.

Gia! Shut the door!

Please.

Over there! Over there!

They are circus. Circus stick together.

Wow! Circus americano!

You must all be very famous!

- Yeah, we...

- Absolutely.

We're relatively well known...

But Alex is really the star.

Well, l'm not... l wouldn't say "star."

More like... well, star.

What is your act, Alice?

Well... l basically,

uh, l jump up on my rock...

- Rock?

- Yeah. lt's a very high... rock.

- A really high rock!

- And then?

And then, well, l roar like...

like a serious "Rawrrr!"

- And then?

- And then l jump off the rock.

- And then?!

- And then... And then what?

- That is all?

- lnto a pool!

- Full of water!

- Full of cobras!

Actually, it appears

like l'm jumping in to a pool...

- With cobras!

- Aquatic cobras.

For effect. But l actually pull up

at the last second.

- Pull up?

- Yeah.

- How do you do that?!

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