Look Who's Talking Too Page #4

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wanted to eat there.

- Are you okay?

- I think I'm just going into labour.

That's it. It's time

to blow this pop stand.

Jeez, I'm all cramped.

And this thing!

- Do you want us to reschedule?

- No, no.

You know, these things take hours,

believe me.

All right, let's discuss

this $1200 loss.

- I believe that was the salmon.

- Salmon?

The whole idea of sushi

is that it's fresh.

I ate at a five-star restaurant last

week. And they gave me frozen sushi.

- I don't think so.

- I believe so. Cold.

You're so naive

when it comes to frozen sushi.

This'll teach me to accessorize.

Did Uncle Ernie have any experience

in the restaurant business?

No.

Ernie was more of an idea man.

That's giving him a lot of credit.

Do you have the books?

- The books. Yeah, books.

- What do you mean?

Papers with numbers on them!

Debits and credits!

- We don't have any of that!

- Do not yell at him!

Ernie was an idiot! It was a stupid

idea and they lost their shirts!

So just allow the f***ing deduction!

I heard life is short,

but this is ridiculous.

Don't be alarmed.

Now, your baby is in distress.

- What?! What's wrong?

- We're going to do a cesarean.

- Rona! Where is she?

- She's right through there.

Hey, Mikey. You're gonna

be a big brother, doll!

You know what, Rona?

I'm just the right kid for the job.

- Did my husband get here yet?

- We called him. He's coming.

Clamp.

- Honey?

- James, the baby's in trouble.

She's okay. She's coming right out.

Well, at least I've achieved

most of my goals.

Sponge. Get that.

Honey, everything's good.

Scissors.

It's okay.

Look at that. Interesting.

Almost there. Just a bit longer.

- Bladder retractor.

- Educational.

- Hold this bladder, please.

- It's kind of...

Let's get this bladder.

I'm fine. It's...

I guess this is the end.

Here she comes.

No! My neck! My neck!

Hey, you with the scissors!

Cut me some slack here!

There you go.

Jeez! For crying out loud!

Is she really okay?

She's fine.

How about him?

He'll be all right.

There you go.

Oh, my poor, sweet baby.

I'm gonna take

extra special care of you.

Hey, you look a lot better

from the outside.

I'll take her now.

- Where am I going?

- Where're they taking her?

In observation.

What happened to my quality time?

Bye, honey. Bye, honey.

I don't want to go anyplace!

Bye-bye, honey. Bye-bye.

First a lousy birth and now this.

Jeez, life sucks!

- You're next.

- Oh, I hope so.

- Bye, doll.

- Bye, Daddy.

- Congratulations!

- Thanks.

Hey, Pop!

Hi, honey. How's your head?

Mikey, this is your sister, Julie.

Hi, Julie. Welcome to the outside.

I'm your big brother, Mikey.

I'll be in charge of you

for the next few years.

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