Look Who's Talking Too Page #3

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Don't you hate it when your head

is caught in your placenta?

I know. Let's play her

a little song, Mom.

This was always good for me.

Oh, now I'll never get

that tune out of my head.

When I have this new baby girl,

I'm gonna need your help, okay?

- And you know why?

- Tell me.

Because you're gonna

be Julie's big brother.

All right! Lay one on me.

- Night-night, honey.

- Night-night.

Remember, you're gonna

be her big brother.

I'm gonna be a big brother.

I'm gonna be a big brother.

Okay, that feels pretty good.

Here we go. In the...

Not in the nose!

Okay, bottoms up.

Do you believe what they're asking

for teddy bears? It's a crime.

Well, I think we got everything.

Teddy bear, teething rings,

P.J. Sparkles.

Yes, I'll kiss you.

Here you go, Ace. Keep the change.

All right, baby, here we go. Gum

this down. No, there's no salt on it.

Hey, punk! Get your own toy.

All right, that's it.

I'll rip your lungs out! Give it

to me! What are you smiling at?

I guess you never messed with

anybody's big brother before.

Give it!

There you go. Take that.

Here you go, baby. Yeah, you can

put it back in your mouth.

I love you so much.

I'll never let anybody hurt you.

It looks like I got

my work cut out for me.

What did I tell you?

Look at this mess you got us into.

I told you to take 48th.

You should have taken 48th!

48th is just as bad.

Take a quick left.

We'll shoot over to 46th.

Poor Daddy, hanging out

with buttholes all day long.

You didn't take the left!

Want to think about

getting toys in here?

I mean, it's lonely in the front seat.

I'll just push this.

That doesn't work.

There we go. There's something.

I think I broke it.

There it goes, right back on.

He didn't even see me.

Pull over.

I can walk faster than this.

All right, fine. Walk.

That's...

Two dollars. Here you go.

Wait. My kid must have

pushed the button!

Too bad. Don't bring him to work.

Oh, man!

Did you push the button?

Yeah. I think I did.

Want some cookie?

It's a little moist but take a bite.

- Did you bring the shoebox?

- What shoebox?

- Stop fighting.

- Did you look in the closet?

You know what I'm talking about.

All right. Okay. All right.

Come on. All right, all right!

Now, let's discuss

this bad business loan.

Basically, their Uncle Ernie...

...convinced them that it'd be a great

idea to call their restaurant...

...Eat Me Raw.

It was a great idea. It was gonna

have sushi, steak tartar...

...and raw vegetables.

- Crudities.

- Exactly. You know.

It had a quixotic quality.

People thought

it was an X-rated movie house.

- But they still wanted to eat there.

- Everybody was offended.

Yes, but they still

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