Look Who's Talking Page #4

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ever happened to me... so far.

I don't get it. I just don't

get it. Where did I go wrong?

Where are my thumbs?

I want to suck my thumbs.

- I have to get my own place.

- I've been reincarnated so quickly?

What a surprise!

Who stole my sucking thing?

I need my sucking thing!

I just remembered

I hate childhood.

Look at all those daddies.

Making goofball faces

and taking pictures of their babies.

You won't find your father here.

I really messed things up for you.

Don't be upset.

I'm going to find you a daddy.

And not just some handsome guy

I'm in love with.

You're all that matters to me.

I'll get you the best daddy ever.

Out, down, in, out...

Well, we got that.

What have you got there?

A hand?

Yeah, two of them.

Oh, my God!

"On the third or fourth day

your breasts may swell slightly."

Slightly?

I look like a Russ Meyer movie.

Workman.

- Oh, no! Sorry.

- Real nice.

- You got your figure back.

- This is not my figure.

Sorry I hit you and yelled at you,

but I was in a lot of pain.

I still owe you that cab fare,

but somebody stole my purse.

- How do you like New York so far?

- It's my kind of town.

I'll get you the rest later...

Wait a minute...

- How did you know where I lived?

- You left it in the cab.

Thanks.

You should look through that thing.

You've still got your diaphragm.

Don't smoke that around my baby.

There's a 62% higher rate of cancer

in people who live with smokers.

What are you trying to say?

You don't want me to move in yet?

Do you think the drugs

had any effect on him?

- How did you know I had drugs?

- I don't. I didn't.

You can tell in his eyes.

He looks stoned.

- He does not. He looks perfect.

- You don't look so hot yourself.

If you tried passing a watermelon,

how hot would you look?

Ouch! I should call

my mother more often. Get it?

- Do you want a sub?

- No, will you just watch him?

Don't take him out of his chair

and don't touch him a whole lot.

Hi, Mikey. I'm James.

- Good to meet you.

- Do you mind if I suck on that?

- How long have you been here?

- About five years.

- Were you born in New York?

- Are you with the census bureau?

How do you like the outside world?

It's weird, isn't it?

- Yeah, tell me about it.

- Here, your first lesson in coffee.

- Can you say black coffee?

- No.

Regular coffee has two sugars and

milk... which they have forgotten.

Can I borrow some of yours?

Coffee regular, I love it.

That's breast milk.

- Why didn't you tell me?

- You're on your own.

I'll see you guys later.

I'm going to take my sub and

my breast milk and get out of here.

I've got something

cold and wet in my shorts.

Could you get somebody for me?

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