Let's Kill Ward's Wife Page #4
I think last time I saw her
was in a gifting suite.
What the f*** is that?
That's my point, Ron.
You will never close
with somebody like that
because you need a connection,
an introduction.
Tom, buddy? No way. Never.
All right. How about this?
If I sink this putt,
it'll happen.
You sink this putt,
I will sh*t in the cup.
Na na na na na na na...
Oh, god.
Oh!
Hey, I think you
owe me some poo.
Is that good?
Ward. He wants to know
who's ahead.
Radio silence. Yeah, no way.
No sac, no scores.
Daddy, what's a sack?
It's a bag of doughnuts.
Uh, ward didn't show up
with the bag of doughnuts, so...
I mean, seriously, tom, you know,
there's not rocking the boat,
and then there's sacrificing
your entire f***ing...
sorry. Your entire existence.
to occur when you have a kid.
Yeah. Little bit.
Christ, we haven't seen him
since the christening.
What? Me neither.
Yeah. He won't let us
come over. Germs.
I miss that p*ssy.
Daddy. I know.
I know, honey. Um, just, uh...
can you go get us some M&M's?
Terrible.
I mean, come on.
We joke about it, right?
We joke about it, but ward's
always been easy to be bullied.
She's a f***ing bully!
I mean, ever since she got
pregnant, she's got him.
He's f***ing trapped. He called
me before the baby was born.
She was, like, four or
five months pregnant.
He was in tears.
"I'm a horrible husband.
I can't make her happy.
I treat her badly."
What? Yeah. Oh, yeah.
She's got him believing that all
of her problems stem from him.
How his parents hate her
and all this f***ing bullshit.
We should just kill her.
Sure. Wife.
But you gotta think about the kid
growing up without a mother.
I wouldn't do that to a kid.
It's better than
growing up with that
troll as your mother.
That's so true. That's true.
Or we could kill him. Ramone?
What? Dude.
No, war... you don't kill
a f***ing baby.
Ward. I'd do that for him.
I'd do that for him.
It's a mercy killing.
Mm-mm. F*** that, because then the
kid's gotta grow up with her.
I wouldn't do that to the kid. Not
even one I'm not allowed to see.
Besides, if ward's not here,
who am I gonna wreck
on the golf course, huh?
David. Mm-mm. It's too easy.
Oh, yeah?
How's being separated?
Go f*** yourself.
Point made.
There's a theory
that everybody gets one.
One what? One murder.
Okay. How do you do it
and not get caught?
Well, she's got no friends.
Mom died. Dad doesn't
seem to care, I'm sure.
It's true...
no one would miss her.
What'd you do,
eat me for breakfast?
at every address.
Daddy!
So what's the distance?
I don't know. 180, 190.
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