Let's Kill Ward's Wife Page #3
or are they workout gear?
So pants? That's what they are.
Hey, honey? Honey?
What?
So the guys are going golfing
for father's day,
and I was wondering
if I could go with them?
If you don't wanna spend father's day
with your son, that's up to you.
No, I always wanna
spend time with him.
Obviously you don't, ward.
You just told me
with the guys playing golf.
I'm stuck here every day, but...
I'm sure tom wants to spend it
with his wife and child.
No, babe. Tom's going.
Yeah, it was his idea.
He's playing golf.
Don't pass the blame.
You're responsible for your own actions.
All right?
Not tom or Ronnie or any of
How's he doing?
Yeah. He's such a good boy.
Uh-huh.
Man, if I'm exhausted,
you've just gotta be beat, huh?
He's a full-time job.
I'm okay.
I'm almost back
to my pre-baby weight.
I know, and you look great.
You want a piece of this?
Yeah. Yeah, you know I do.
I'm just so tired, babe.
Oh... Come on. I'm so tired.
Okay? Yeah.
Night. Night.
Uh, you don't have
a cappuccino machine, do you?
Big D! What'd you get?
Wow. You look like a fool.
Hey, can I get a, uh,
breakfast sandy, no mayo?
Reminds me of cum.
You know, uh, make that
two, and a froot loops.
Lily!
Brought your kid? Yeah.
Amanda needed, uh...
I don't know. Something.
Whatever. You know, I'm
not pulling my punches.
She's heard it all before.
Oh, I've got some new sh*t.
I doubt that.
Yeah. Where you at?
Hey, man, how's it going?
You here?
No.
Look, I'm not gonna
make it today.
What are you talking about?
It's f***ing father's day.
That's the thing.
What a p*ssy. Aagh!
Sorry. Christ. Hit another.
She says her relationship
with her father is strained.
You're hitting three. Shut up.
Dad.
Sorry, honey.
F***!
Dad!
Sorry. You know what?
I'm just gonna go ahead
and talk in your back swing from now
on if it doesn't make any difference.
I mean, do they even talk?
What's that mean, "strained"?
I don't know. It means
he's a f***ing p*ssy.
Tour quality.
She says that father's day
reminds her of how bad
her relationship is with her
father, and that she needs him.
Needs him? Yep.
She hates him.
terrorizing and berating
that p*ssy.
I mean, not that he doesn't
deserve some of it, but f***.
Not bad. You'll be okay. Yeah.
Shh!
Did you tell her she sucked
in prairie girl?
Yeah, Ronnie, I did. I told robin
peters that she sucked in prairie girl.
You know what?
She's top three for me.
You just put me in a room with her,
I would close that deal so fast.
I met her a couple times. We
used to have the same publicist.
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