Let's Kill Grandpa This Christmas Page #4
- Year:
- 2016
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We're a couple of sick puppies.
- It just seems like you're always getting
the sh*t end of the stick, Carl.
And it breaks my heart.
I mean, you're my brother-in-law
and I care about you,
I really do.
- I care about you, too.
So what are you saying?
- I'm saying I drove
over here a few weeks ago
to take care of things.
- Take care of what?
- What have we been talking about, Carl?
I came here to stake our
claim, to put him to sleep.
- Geez, Brett.
- Don't bullshit me, Carl.
I know you've been thinking it, too.
We just established this.
- Thinking it, maybe, but
what you're saying is,
I mean, there's a big
difference between thinking--
- And doing, exactly.
The difference is ultimately
what defines a man's character.
So as I'm driving onto
his street that night,
How maybe this was the type
of thing that you needed
to be doing.
And instantly, the following
thoughts start permeating
into my mind.
And I'm only saying this because
you're my brother-in-law.
I start hearing, "He's a
loser, he'll only f*** it up.
"He's anxious guy, those people
push him around all day."
And then I thought, no, no,
no, no, that's not true.
I thought my faithlessness
in you is based completely
on all the bullshit lies
you've been telling yourself
all these years.
That you believe these
lies so much about yourself
that you've got me believing in them, too.
And that's when I
realized, he can do this.
In fact, he needs to do this.
And who am I to deprive
him of that opportunity?
So I pulled into his neighbor's driveway,
turned around, and headed home.
Because for me, this is nothing.
I'm there already.
I'm living the dream, Carl,
and I don't give a f***.
But for you,
for you,
this could be life-changing.
down the road less traveled.
- I'm not murdering my wife's grandfather
if that's what you're talking about.
- Don't use that word, Carl.
We're putting him to sleep.
Be the hero, Carl.
Be the one who makes all of
Freshen up his tea with
a little bit of this.
We'll celebrate in the morning.
I'll cook you some flapjacks.
It's
Beckham, sprinting away!
- Go, go, go, go, go, yes!
- Haha, woo!
That is what I am talking about!
Cheers to the Giants bringing us home
- Mm-mm, do you think they'll bring that
over to your house later
or do you think they'll
swing on over to my place
for Brett to enjoy?
- Looks like you're
having a little too much
holiday cheer, Jen.
You're getting weird.
- Yeah, let's start
phasing out the egg nog
and start introducing the water.
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