Let's Go to Prison Page #4
from 20 paces,
and there's no way in hell
he'd do something crazy
like sell pot to them.
Unless he actually
wanted to go to jail.
You guys should
probably take off.
What for?
Those two clowns
I just sold grass to
are cops.
You didn't buy that whole
Cheech and Chong routine,
did you?
(BANGING ON DOOR)
I can't believe they fell
OFFICER:
Police! Open up!Come on, John!
(BANGING ON DOOR)
OFFICER:
Open the dooror we're coming in.
JOHN:
I guesssometimes when fate
knocks on your door,
it has a search warrant.
I'll go to jail.
I'll get bunked up
and I'll make sure
he gets the full treatment.
Yup. My whole life's
been leading up to this.
Guilty as hell.
Guilty?
Now if we could
discuss sentencing?
Save it, Lyshitski.
How does seven-to-ten
work for you?
Not as good
as one-to-three.
Five-to-seven?
I'll settle for three-to-five,
but wait. There's more.
What's that?
I want to do my time
in Rossmore.
You actually want to go to
Rossmore Penitentiary? Why?
Three words, sister.
Location, location, location.
Hey. John Lyshitski.
What's your name?
Nelson Biederman IV.
Where you heading?
Prison.
(SCOFFS)
Me, too.
Tell you what,
we should be cellmates.
I don't snore
and I'm a pretty
quiet masturbator.
Hell, I'll even
give you the top bunk.
Thanks.
Thanks for
talking to me.
Last couple days
in the holding cell,
some of these
gang members
the cold shoulder.
It's inexcusable.
That's what I thought.
I mean,
why be that way?
WARDEN:
Welcome to your new home.
Let me start off by saying
that if any one of you
is innocent,
just raise your hand.
You'll be free to go.
MAN 1:
Come on, baby!You gonna be mine!
Yeah, we're tossing salad!
That's what I'm talking about!
baby! Yeah!
You gonna be my b*tch
up in here!
(GRUNTS)
That was my little joke.
I have a notoriously
dry sense of humor.
All right.
Here's how it's gonna work.
If you make
my life difficult,
I will make your life
exponentially more painful.
MAN 2:
Yeah!If you have a complaint,
all you have to do,
write it down
on a piece of paper,
put it in an envelope
and stick it up
your a**hole.
MAN 3:
Give me some brown sugar!
Tell them how we do it, boy!
(CHUCKLING)
If you feel that you've
been treated unfairly,
write it neatly on some paper,
fold it up real good,
pull your cheeks apart
and stick it up your a**hole.
If you have comments
or suggestions about
how I run my prison
or, let's say,
maybe the cuisine
is not to your liking,
please write a letter
to my office.
Just make sure that
under "return address,"
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