Let's Go to Prison Page #3
off the record,
I am going to
hurry this along,
but it's because
people like you
make me sick
and I don't want
your Drakkar Noir
stinking up my courtroom.
Prosecution,
present your case!
JOHN:
in the English language.
"Trial by jury."
Juries are made up
of 12 people who are so dumb
they couldn't
even think up an excuse
to get out of jury duty.
I'm just proud to be
a part of the American
judicimal system.
I mean, uh, judaical.
I was so happy to be
picked for jury duty.
It's like
watching Court TV,
except I'm in the TV,
just like the boy
from Willy Wonka.
Before my daddy died,
he taught me one thing.
See the thumb goes away,
comes back.
Judaical system?
No. Jewidecimal system.
That ain't right.
(GRUNTING)
Mr. Hinkley?
Oh, yeah?
You may proceed
with your defense.
Watch this.
Ladies and gentlemen
of the jury,
you've all seen Jurassic Park
and yet you're aware
that Jeff Goldblum has
never actually been
attacked by dinosaurs.
Even though
you've seen it
with your own eyes
on a TV
not unlike that one.
I rest my case.
(LAUGHING)
Ladies and gentlemen
of the jury,
have you reached a verdict?
Yes, we have, Your Honor.
We, the jury,
find the defendant,
Nelson Biederman,
quilty.
FWAE-WAN:
Do you mean guilty?
Oh, yeah.
Well, it kind of
looked like it was a "Q."
Nelson Biederman,
you've been found
guilty of felony assault.
I sentence you to
three to five years
in the Rossmore State
Correctional Facility.
(GAVEL BANGING)
This court is adjourned.
(WHOOPS)
F***. F***.
F***, f***, f***.
NELSON:
F***!is gonna get
beaten, tortured, raped,
psychologically abused
and raped some more
by the so-called
justice system.
So why am I not happy?
I feels like
it's prom night
and everyone else
is porking my date.
if you don't give me
my medication...
You see this all the time.
Ma'am, please, we need
Oh, f*** you.
I don't even know
where he could be...
Can we talk to him?
You pissed me off because...
I mean I went to my own...
Do you own this house?
I mean...
And you know what?
I need my medication.
Silverman took my
medication away from me!
Hey, John,
you okay?
You seem sort of...
Clinically depressed.
Yeah.
I don't know, guys.
Don't you ever wonder
if there's more to life
than smoking grass
and watching guys
get arrested on TV?
I got some coke.
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
Hey.
You John?
We're here
to buy some pot.
Yeah,
my friend said
you'd hook us up.
My friend Ben Franklin?
JOHN:
can smell undercover cops
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