Let's Be Cops Page #5
What is wrong with you?
You should have
seen your face, man!
Wow. Where did
you get this?
eBay, dude.
eBay? Yeah,
there's tons of them.
Isn't this so illegal?
No.
Well, I mean, yeah.
Putting the lights on
kind of is.
I had to do that myself.
Got it online.
Then I went to Kinko's.
Kinko's?
Plastered it on myself.
This is crazy, dude.
Some next level sh*t
is what it is, Justin.
Some next level sh*t.
Load it up and crack a trick
I'm above the law, b*tch
Isn't that the guy who
took a sh*t on our doorstep?
He's a cop.
Everybody get down
Officers,
is there a problem?
Do you want to go
to jail tonight?
Um...
There you guys are!
What are you
talking about?
Somewhere fun.
All right!
Oh, yeah!
Damn!
Oh, no, no, no. We're real
cops. These are our guns and-
We paid $500
for your asses.
Now get up there
WOMAN 23 That's right!
I'm getting
f***ed tonight.
Take it off.
Come to mama.
0h. yeah!
Get your dollar
bills ready, girls.
WOMAN 23 Make it flash!
No touching!
Stop, guys!
Can I just dance?
Ew.
What?
Oh, gosh.
You get
what you pay for.
Ugh.
All right, let's do it
again. Roll up the windows.
Here we go! Here we go!
You look really different
without your uniform.
Is that a compliment
or an insult?
All right,
young lady.
I'm the cop here,
so I'll be asking
the remainder of
the questions, ma'am.
Oh, okay.
First off...
How on earth do you
not have a boyfriend?
Honestly, Justin, I have
Thank you.
No, I mean...
I'm a psycho magnet.
I don't know.
Give me an example.
Okay-
Right now, there's this guy who keeps
coming in to my work and bothering me.
And normally, I would just
tell him to get lost...
but he's like
real deal scary.
Next time this guy
shows up at your work
you tell him
I want his number.
Seriously,
he seems like my type.
Whoa, is that real?
Yeah, it happens sometimes.
I like it.
I like you.
Listen, I gotta
tell you something.
What?
And it's gonna sound
crazy.
Officer Chang,
this is the LAPD...
I'm gonna need you to stop creeping
out that girl and get back to work.
All right!
I have to tell her.
She's too good
of a girl, man.
And now she's sitting over here
thinking I'm Denzel in Training Day.
More like Ethan Hawke.
What's that?
What are those?
Oh, this?
You sew those on?
I got promoted
to sergeant.
You promoted yourself?
Ifeelhke
I deserved it.
I don't want you getting
too weird with this.
I'm not getting
too weird, Chang!
Stop calling me Chang.
Look at your nametag.
I would love to
meet the 6-foot-1
Chinese guy that
can fit this outfit.
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