Let's Be Cops Page #4

learned a lesson here.

Now who are you?

Who are we?

Why don't you tell these men who we are?

We're the law, b*tch.

Yeah!

That was cool, man.

t felt so good.

Yeah!

You heard him.

We're the law, b*tch.

We're the new

sheriffs in town. Okay?

Now get in your

car and get out.

Now.

Yeah! All right!

This is what

we needed, buddy.

How far are we planning

on taking this, dude?

Why do you ruin everything

by thinking about it?

Just enjoy the night.

Hey, um...

I'm sorry. I had no

idea that you were a cop.

Oh.

No, I'm not really a cop.

What do you mean?

We're more than cops.

Yeah, we help all

the intense units.

SWAT, FBI.

The other day,

we were on a 5150...

and this guy comes off with

a sawed-off shotgun, right?

Bang,bang,bang!

Dude, what are you-

I look behind me

and J-Rock...

puts one in the chest

and two in the balls.

One in each ball.

Wow, really?

No, I don't

shoot testicles.

Do not let that

humble face fool you.

And we all at the force talk about

it. We think he needs a serious...

back massage.

Okay.

Uh, I'm Josie.

Oh, nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you, too...

Chang.

Oh...

Chang. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Chang, yeah.

That's my name.

It's a family name.

Chang you very much.

That was racist.

I'm sorry.

You're funny.

I'm sure I will see you

around, Officer Chang.

Oh, my lord!

Ooh!

She likes you, Justin.

You do not mess

with the law!

You don't mess with the law! Yeah, yeah!

Yeah!

We have problem.

Cops stopped us from

getting Georgie to sign.

What kind of cops?

Hie-cops?

Yeah.

Did they buy you

a donut?

Now find me those cops.

Police

hand signals are crucial

in life-threatening

situations.

The most important

hand signal is Code 4.

Code 4 means,

"All clear.

"We're all good here."

Code 4. All clear.

What is Code 387?

Grand The.

What is Code 287?

Kidnapping.

Watch your surroundings.

Control the situation.

Remember the

3 essential steps of self-defense.

Absolutely. It's all the

technique I told you about.

Okay?

Let's may, Joey.

Try to kill me.

You're the bad guy. You're

the crackhead, I'm the cop. Go.

Come at me.

Come at me.

You stabbed me, you

son-of-a-b*tch! Sorry.

Whoo!

All right!

What you got going, my dude?

Whatever

we want! We're cops!

Oh, sh*t.

Oh, sh*t, dude.

I'm getting pulled over.

Play it cool, Chang.

Play it cool? I can't

play it cool. I'm black!

Turn off

the engine and step out of the car.

Okay. I'm getting out.

Hands on top of your head.

Okay-

Are you

wearing an LAPD uniform?

Officer, I can explain-

Turn around!

Spread your legs.

Don't fight it!

Officer,

what are you doing?

Whoo!

Officer!

I'm gonna ride you!

0h, my gosh!

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