Let's Be Cops Page #3

over there, freeze!

Everybody freeze.

What the f***?

Carry on.

Everybody be safe.

Carry on.

I got my eyes

on you, Jack.

Carry on.

Goodness.

Justin, you've got

to try it.

Police! Freeze!

Oh!

My bad, dude.

Stupid pigs.

Stay in school.

Yep, they think

we're real.

So, let's be cops.

Well-well-well.

What do we have here?

What you got in

your hand there?

Oh, ajoint.

Officers, this is-

That's some

really good weed, man.

Is this for real?

Go.

Do not exhale, man.

Just keep it in. Be cool.

Be cool, Justin,

we're good.

Even the cops think

we're cops, Justin.

Yeah!

Hey, look who it is.

Look,dude.

I knew we'd see

these d*cks again.

Hey, pull over.

Are you serious?

I'm serious.

They're at Georgie's.

Pull over.

This is not right.

I make my payments.

I don't talk. We have

been here 32 years.

This is my whole life.

This is my family.

Georgie, be smart.

When Mossi admires your

business, you make him partner.

Butlnever

asked for a partner.

He no your ask permission.

You realize we're

not real cops, right?

Just watch my 6.

Your 6?

My backup.

Don't use the lingo.

Oh, f*** you. I'm using the

lingo. The lingo's half the fun.

Whoo!

We're here.

We got reports

of a 418.

What? Why don't you

tell them what a 418 is?

I don't know.

Tell them.

And I gotta say,

you look suspicious, buddy.

Hands where I can see them. All of you.

Hands where I can see them!

What's going on

over there? Come on.

Get my 6.

Don't say that.

What the...?

Hey, you two,

get up here. Now.

Do I know you?

You do now.

Everybody outside. Now.

Now!

Outside!

All right, turn around.

Hands against the car.

Now. Hands against the car.

Dude.

Take my photo.

For what?

For Facebook.

Thank you.

All right,

turn around, guys.

Chop chop, guys.

Turn around.

This vehicle was involved in

a hit-and-run the other night.

And the car you hit

was very expensive.

The car was worth anywhere

between $15,000 and $27,000.

27...

$27,000.

Partner-

My bad.

Give them a sobriety test.

I'm gonna 402 the vehicle.

What's a 402?

Search and seizure.

Hey, guys.

How's your

night going?

Hands on

your head, please.

Do a couple of

spins for me.

That's good.

Okay-

You can't drive around...

with bourbon in your-

What else?

Pelvic thrusts. Hands still

up there, pelvic thrusts.

Yeah, like that.

What? What? What?

Ho-ho!

Yeah!

Now...

bust it wide open.

You gotta see what's

going on back there.

What's going on

back there?

Pop that.

Earn that money.

Dance like you just

found out you're pregnant.

That's laundry for a week.

Thank you, gentlemen.

Yeah!

When did you guys

stop dancing?

And that goes there.

Well, I hope we all

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