Leprechaun's Revenge Page #4

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of the guys with the goat feet and...

I sound crazy. I know.

You just sound like

you're traumatized is all.

Eat your waffle.

What's going on?

What is it?

A person went missing

in Keening Woods yesterday.

I'm on my way out there

now to check it out.

You didn't shoot them, too,

did you?

Dad.

The woods are off limits, all right?

Period.

You come home after school until we

find out what the hell this thing is.

All right.

- And eat the waffle.

- Go to work.

Come on, sicky.

Come get in the car.

Hey, Dax, thanks for giving me

my calc homework last night.

Sorry I was being so weird.

Yeah. No worries.

Hey, Karen,

I know you're not feeling too hot,

but would you want to come

and help us

with the float tonight after school?

Please?

I don't know.

Well, as St. Patrick's Day Parade Queen,

I could command you to do it,

but since you're not feeling too hot,

I'll just ask.

Yeah, I'll stop by for a little bit.

Awesome.

Me, too. I love decorating floats.

Cool.

Karen, you all right?

Let me out! Open the car doors!

Let me out now!

All right! All right!

Open the door right now!

I need to get out of the car!

Just open the door, please!

Where are you going?

Karen!

What is the matter with you?

Me? What is the matter with you?

Isn't it illegal to use your cop siren

thing to harass your little brother?

What? It's illegal to

read books in public now?

No. Don't be stupid.

What's wrong with you, huh?

Your phone broken?

No. Why?

Mom's been trying to call you

for three hours.

Well, Mom worries too much.

Yeah, I know, and you make it worse

because when she worries, she calls me,

and I have to drive all around town

looking for your ass...

Hey, search and seizure.

She doesn't have a warrant!

Just to tell you to put

your phone off mute.

All right. Sorry.

What are you reading?

MILF?

What the hell?

It's Medieval Irish Legends

and Folklore. M-I-L-F.

Why do you read

all this fantasy crap anyway?

I don't know.

I like reading the kind of crap where

guys like me actually get the princess.

You are the princess.

"Goblins, fairies,

and mischief makers."

- I'm reading it for a friend.

- Yeah?

Yeah, Karen O'Hara.

The Sheriff's daughter.

Dax, my boss.

You're trying to seduce my boss' daughter

with goblins, fairies, and mischief makers?

I'm not trying to seduce anybody.

I'm...

She's in trouble.

Okay?

So, she's in trouble

with goblins,

and you're trying

to save her with fairies and magic?

At least I don't

have to worry about you seducing her.

Thanks, sis. That's nice. Great sister.

Love you, too. The best.

Unit 169, we've got a possible 382

on Old Forest Road in Keening Woods.

Isn't that... Someone's gone missing?

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