Leprechaun's Revenge Page #3

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and all you've got is the luck of the Irish.

What's the end of this fairy tale?

I don't need luck of the Irish!

I need answers!

Well, Karen...

The burn on your

hand is concerning,

but not nearly so much

as these blood work reports.

Why? What are they?

Your white blood cell count...

Through the roof.

And what does that mean?

It means your body is fighting off

a serious infection,

in this case,

a potentially deadly one.

The strange thing is,

you don't have a fever.

The rest of your blood work

is completely normal.

Are you superstitious?

- Karen, this is serious.

- So am I.

What are you talking about?

I think I'm cursed.

Don't tell me. You've been

listening to your pops again.

Karen, you know the man is...

What? Go ahead. Say it. A drunk.

My pops is a crazy drunk.

Everybody says it. I know it.

Do you know I believed in unicorns

until I was 12 because of him?

And all his stories

about Keening Woods being haunted,

all the goblins and fairy folk,

I'm starting to think he's right.

- I'm cursed.

- Karen...

- Be rational.

- Why? It's an irrational world.

You want to put me in a hospital for

three days, run every test in the book?

I'll be dead on the fourth day.

No, thank you.

Hey, Karen. Hi. Hey.

- Hey, Dax. What's up?

- Nothing.

You weren't in school today.

So, I got your calc homework

for you if you want.

Thanks.

Or, I can...

You need anything?

I can... Do you need...

I'll do whatever.

I... Or if you just

want to talk.

No, I'm fine, but thank you.

Dax, isn't that your closet door?

What? Yeah. Why?

Who's that?

Who's who?

That. Behind you.

Karen, that's not funny. You're freaking

me out a little bit, all right?

Dax, I'm not kidding.

You need to turn around.

There's something there.

Okay, Karen, that's not funny.

You're freaking me out.

- Stop it, all right? Don't do that.

- No, Dax! Get out of there!

I call you to check on you,

and you respond with some weird joke?

Dax, look out!

Hey, sicky, I said I have your calc

homework if you want it.

Good morning.

Good morning.

How are you feeling?

- Yeah? Better? Butter?

- Yeah.

Sweetheart, I want to ask you

a couple questions about the...

The thing that attacked you

in the woods the other day.

I want to know if you

can describe it...

- That's plenty.

- ...at all?

That's plenty of butter.

I don't know. It's hard. I...

I didn't really see it.

It's honey.

I couldn't find the syrup.

- It's gonna take a little time.

- it's good.

Are we talking about

like a wild dog?

A bear?

Wolf?

A person?

You shot a person?

No, not a person.

It was covered in roots.

It came up out of the ground.

Look, it looked like

one of those old drawings

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