Legends of Oz: Dorothy's Return Page #3

- Sounds like they're wreckin' the place.

- I think that's me.

How ironic to get a heart,

only to have it attack me.

Oh, the pain! The pain!

Gadzooks! I just realized

something horrible.

Dorothy could be here any minute and

walk right into a flyin' monkey ambush.

Oh, that is horrible. Empathy!

Horror! Fear!

How about I jump in there

and tear 'em all apart?

Just rip 'em limb from limb!

Let's use brains, not brawn.

Oh.

Wait a minute.

I have a brilliant plan.

- Ah, relief.

- Is it a...

tear them all limb from limb plan?

Nope. It's the tear him

limb from limb plan.

Wha...

Show me the girl.

Not a toy! No touchies!

No touchies!

Come on, come on, come on, come on.

Show me the girl.

Show her to me, please.

Aaah! The only person

who could threaten my plan...

is here in Oz,

and I don't know where.

Do you know how annoying that is?

I can't let her beat me.

My plan is almost complete.

And you better figure

out a way to help me,

or you'll be grounded, and you

can kiss your wings good-bye.

- Oh.

- Ah!

Haven't we been though this before?

I don't speak monkey.

Come on, Toto. Let's go

find the yellow brick road.

That's her? That's Dorothy Gale,

the witch slayer from Kansas?

Why she's just a little girl.

And she's headed for Candy County.

Oh! Well, I'll just let her

taste their treats.

Then their justice.

You!

Ready your minions. We're

going to double our efforts.

Go to the Emerald City.

Join the others.

And don't come back without that

scarecrow, that lion and that tin can!

I'll take care of the girl.

Fly! Fly! Fly, my babies!

Now for a little insurance.

Moon and Earth and stars align.

Show the wayward girl a sign.

Oh, Toto. This doesn't look

like the Oz I remember.

Emerald City must be

in that direction.

- I think.

- Correct!

Though I'm not sure I

would advise you to go.

Lately, many are going,

but few are returning.

Whoa. You are a really fa...

fabulous... owl.

Oh. You're very kind.

I usually hear "fat."

But, of course, my theory is that I'm

just not quite the right height.

If I were twice as tall,

for instance... Ooh!

Aaah! Ow! Whoo!

Ow! Oh!

Oh! Oh, Oh! Ow!

- Aaah!

- Uh, are you okay?

Physically? Yes.

But I do have a large piece of

bark lodged in my hindquarters...

Oh! Sorry. I'm giving you

too much information, aren't I?

I do that. My name is Wiser.

Nice to meet you, Wiser.

I'm Dorothy Gale.

The famous Dorothy Gale.

And Toto.

I'm a really big fan of your work.

Timber!

- Wow, you really...

- Know everything?

- And...

- Finish other people's sentences?

Oh, no, I'm doing it again!

I'm sorry. I can't help it.

I'll just go. Farewell,

Dorothy and Toto.

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