Kevin James Never Don't Give Up Page #5

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in who he gives it to.

He's giving the same amount

to a six-foot-four man

as a baby in a highchair

getting the same amount of shrimp.

I know I'm gonna be stuck

with two empty tails and an antenna.

I also didn't know at Benihana

you're supposed to wait

until all the food is served

before you start eating.

I'm literally eating it off the spatula

like a German Shepherd.

[chewing]

It's good. You guys are gonna definitely

like the rice!

I went and got ice cream.

That's one of the foods I don't mind

waiting for. It's so good.

It was a long line,

great little place we went to.

As we got to the front,

the lady in front of me had

to tryevery sample.

When did we introduce the pink spoons,

the samples?

Every one just come out.

By the way, two is the limit, right?

Or I'll give you three.

If you can't figure what type

of ice cream you want in three samples,

you need to stand

outside the ice cream shop

and just narrow it down mentally,

come up with a game plan,

'cause even if you're off a little bit,

it's ice cream.

I get it

if you want to try an exotic flavor

like Chattanooga citrus crunch

or something,

but she was like,

"Can I try double chocolate?" No!

No. No! Just imagine regular chocolate

in your head and then double it up.

No.

So great to be back in New York.

We're shooting a show out--

-[cheering]

-This is so great, thank you, guys.

We were shooting a scenein one

of the neighborhoods on Long Island,

and it was great 'cause all the people

came out and watched.

It was really fun, 'cause we got a chance

to talk to themin between shots.

I was talking to this one off-duty cop,

very nice guy, for ten minutes.

He was wearing a raincoat.

I don't know why. It wasn't raining.

He was great.

We had a nice little ten minute chat.

Then they called me back

to shoot the next scene.

I said,"All right, man,

take it easy, buddy."

He goes, "Hey, before you go, I got a gift

for you.I want to give you a cigar."

I said, "Thank you, that is just

unnecessary and very sweet of you."

He said, "Just do me a favor.

Just think of me when you smoke it."

I said, "What?"

"Yeah, when you smoke it,

do me a favor, just think of me."

I got weirded out,

and I didn't even know what to say.

I was like, "Yeah, cigar, I gotta..."

[mumbles]

I just walked off.

I thought, "How odd is that?

You don't give a gift to somebody

and then give them instructions

on how to enjoy it.

What if I want to think about my kids

or something else?

It was just a weird exchange.

I was freaked out. It was a good cigar.

I went home and put it on my desk

and I was like... [mutters]

It just made me feel weird.

It was a nice gesture. Then it got weird.

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