Keep 'Em Flying Page #5

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cup of coffee, please. Yes.

And what'll you have? I

don't care for nothing.

Sure you do.

I'm not in the mood to eat.

You just told me you were hungry.

I know, but I ain't gonna eat.

I beg your pardon, miss, but

I'm not hungry. You are hungry.

What do people go to a

restaurant for? Not me...

What do people go to a restaurant

for? Sometimes I wonder.

They go to eat. That's

a wonderful word, "eat. "

All right,

order something.

I'm not hungry. You want people

to think I'm a cheapskate here?

Go on, order something

small. Give me a small steak.

What did I just get

through telling you?

What do you keep coaxing

me for? Never mind that!

No matter how much I coax,

you don't want anything.

Now sit down

and behave yourself.

That turkey sandwich

and a cup of coffee, please.

Turkey sandwich and a cup of coffee? Yes.

But he don't care for

anything. Thanks. Yes.

Where are you going? Out of here.

What for? You won't let me get nothing.

You'll get half

of the sandwich.

Hiya, fellas. What'll you

have? Here we go again.

Do I have to write it

down? Oh, a smart guy.

You're kinda cute. Where's my

turkey sandwich and a cup of coffee?

Turkey sandwich,

cup of coffee. Okay.

That's for you.

Blackie, she gave me

the cake for nothing.

That don't mean we're engaged,

does it? Certainly not.

I'm too young to fall in love. Love.

Here's your turkey sandwich. Thanks.

I'm sorry I took so long. That's all right.

I hope you enjoy it. I will.

That'll cost you 10 cents. You

just gave it to me for nothing.

There must be some mistake. Indian giver.

Do you like cranberries? Oh, sure.

I do too.

That's funny.

I'll get you some.

All right.

I thought

she liked me.

What do you mean?

Why should she...

Be quiet.

We ain't got

no more turkey.

Huh? What's the matter with the cake?

Why don't you eat the

cake? I lost my appetite.

Is there anything

else I can do?

Is there any way you could

sneak us through the gate?

It's against

the rules,

but the guard's

a friend of mine.

I think I could

kinda fix it for you.

Now she likes me again.

Wait. I'll get my hat.

Go on, eat the cake.

It's on me.

What does she chew, tobacco? No.

She only went, "click,

click. " Oh, drives a horse.

Go on, eat the cake.

Okay.

Here's your cranberries. Thanks.

Looks good. I said, "That'll

be 10 cents, please. "

You gave me the cake for nothin' when

you went to get your hat. Hat? What hat?

When you said you was gonna

sneak us through the gate.

I never told you I was gonna

sneak you through any gate.

First you told me I can have the cake

for nothin', then I can't have it.

Then you say there ain't no

turkey, and then there is turkey.

You say you're gonna sneak us

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