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everything to make it

a home away from home.

Do you understand?

All but one thing.

What's that?

What does "you-so" mean?

Let's find the administration

building so we can get our pass.

Everything all right? Yes.

Would you care for more

to eat? No, that's all.

Let's play

a game of pool.

Gloria, is the cake ready? Coming up.!

Bring on the army!

Whoo, whoo!

Gloria. Gloria.

Look, sister dear,

one of these fine days...

I'm gonna teach you how to get

a man in six easy lessons.

That's what I said.

Oh, tennis.

Oooh!

I am sorry, sir. What do you

think I am, the eight ball?

Are you trying to ruin the man's game? No.

Who's in charge? Miss

Phelps, at the counter.

Over there?

Right.

Could you tell me where the administration

building is? Inside the gate.

How do you get in

to get a pass?

You can't get inside

the gate without a pass,

to get a pass

to get inside the gate.

Very "intricky. "

Come on.

Won't you boys have

something to eat? Yes, ma'am!

What do you mean, "Yes, ma'am"?

We've only got a quarter.

Do you understand?

What's wrong with you?

We can get something.

I'll tell you what.

I'll order a turkey sandwich and

a cup of coffee, and give you half.

If she asks you, say,

"I don't care for anything. "

"I don't care for nothing"?

That's right.

We're gonna put something

over on her? No, no.

Gonna try to slick her?

All we've got is a quarter.

She'll think we're big shots. "I

don't care for nothing. " That's right.

A turkey sandwich

and a cup of coffee.

What'll you have? I don't care for nothing.

Go ahead, have something.

Gimme a turkey sandwich, then.

What did I just get through

telling you? I refused once!

We've only got a quarter!

She said, "Have something. "

I said, "I don't care... "

You can't order!

Never mind what I say.

No matter how much you coax me?

Just say "I don't want anything. "

I'll say I'm filled up.

That's all.

I ain't, but I'll say it.

Say that!

I'll give you half. "I

don't care for nothing. "

Turkey sandwich

and a cup of coffee.

What'll you have? I don't care for nothing.

Go ahead,

have something.

Go on, have something.

You're in here to eat, right? Yeah.

Go ahead, order something.

Give me some ham and eggs.

What did I just get through

telling you? You keep coaxing me!

We've got a quarter! But don't

keep saying, "Take something. "

Never mind what I say.

Don't order anything.

How are you gonna pay

for it? "I'm filled up. "

No matter how much I coax, don't

order. I don't say another word.

You can't pay for

two turkey sandwiches.

"I don't care for nothing.

" You don't want anything.

That turkey sandwich and a

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