Jimmy Vestvood: Amerikan Hero

Synopsis: A wannabe private investigator wins the Green Card lottery and moves to America to pursue his dream only to find himself embroiled in a conspiracy to start the next world war.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Jonathan Kesselman
Production: Gravitas Ventures
  2 wins.
 
IMDB:
5.3
Rotten Tomatoes:
83%
TV-MA
Year:
2016
84 min
$201,638
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Today, unnamed sources

discovered the following footage

from a website

that calls itself

the "Jihadi people's front."

I want to warn you,

the images you're about to see

are rather disturbing,

but if you're a true patriot,

you won't look away.

Now the crowd behind me

can be seen celebrating

the recent crash

of a U.S. drone,

all the while chanting,

"He's going to America,

he's going to America!"

referring apparently to their

ringleader, this man.

Although we have

no idea who he is

because all of these people

look alike,

unconfirmed sources

have confirmed

he is extremely dangerous

and may be intending

on sneaking into America

to perform acts of jihad.

Well, I don't know

about you folks,

but I certainly pray

he doesn't make it.

This is your captain speaking.

We're entering

American airspace.

America, where the

international telephone code

is one...

For a reason.

- Namaste.

- Namaste!

Arigato. Arigato.

Domo arigato.

Arigato, Mr. roboto.

Arigato.

Jesus Christ.

- Allah-o-akbar!

- Air Marshall. Freeze!

Let's roll!

Ow! Watch the nose!

Okay, mister... "Jam-shit"?

Jamshid.

- Jamshit.

- Jamshid.

- Shit.

- Shid.

- Shit.

- Shee-eed.

- Shit.

- Shid.

- Shit...

- Shid...

Shee-it.

Just call me, "Jimmy."

okay, Jimmy.

And your last name is...

"F*cked-her-in-da-pool"?

- Fakhredinpour!

- "F*cked-her-in-da-pool"?

- Fakhredinpour!

- "Fach-hh-ed-her-in-da-pool"?

Look, you need to do something

about those names, okay?

It's a little crazy.

So where will you be

staying, Jimmy?

Oh, my cousin, Leila,

has procured an apartment

for us next to her

in vestvood.

You mean, "Westwood,"

Jimmy.

- Vest-vood.

- West-wood.

- Vestvood.

- "Wuh."

- veh, veh...

- Wuh-wuh-wuh.

- "World wide web."

- "Vorld vide veb."

- "Wascally wabbit."

- "Vask-Ally vabbit."

- "The wild wild west."

- "The vild vild vest."

you know what, forget that.

Okay, what's your occupation?

Oh, no, sir, we are not

here to occupy you.

We only come in peace.

No, no. Occupation means,

what work do you do?

Oh! Well, actually I was one

of the top traffic officers

in all of Tehran, not to brag.

But I was also working toward

becoming a p.I.

So I understand

this kind of questioning.

English only, ma'am.

- What is "Pee eye"?

- Private investigator.

"Private"...

My lifelong dream? I have

told you like a thousand times?

No idea what you are

talking about.

- Ah-hh!

- Ah-hh!

- Eh-hh!

- Eh-hh!

Yeah?

Okay.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh, uh-huh.

Okay.

Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay.

Looks like you two check out.

Word of advice, Jimmy.

People here are on edge, okay?

So I would try to fit in

and try to act less...

What's the word

I'm looking for...?

"Terroristy."

You dig?

Officer, I've been telling

my mother

that ve should only

espeak in English.

- You dig?

- I dig, baba, I dig!

Okay, you dig.

So you are free to go.

- Oh! Allah-o-akbar!

- I said less terroristy!

Officer...

Hey, hey, hey,

hey, hey, hey, hey!

Welcome to America.

Sir, we've reached out

to the iranian

Mohammad Mohammad

mohammadi.

And?

If we guarantee fifty million,

he'll play ball.

- Guarantee it.

- Yes, sir.

And make sure our congressman

pushes through that resolution

for a pre-emptive strike.

- In progress, sir.

- And the other piece?

Ah, well, do you remember

that story on kox news,

about six months ago?

You mean about that

radical fanatic?

Well, as it turns out,

he's not a radical at all.

Our drones captured

these photos of him.

He's a low-level traffic cop.

A nobody.

He's terrible at his job.

Nobody likes him.

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Maz Jobrani

Maziyar "Maz" Jobrani (Persian: مازیار جبرانی‎; born February 26, 1972) is an Iranian-American comedian and actor who is part of the "Axis of Evil" comedy group. The group appeared on a comedy special on Comedy Central. Jobrani has also appeared in numerous films, television shows, including Better Off Ted, on radio, and in comedy clubs. His filmography includes roles in The Interpreter, Friday After Next, Dragonfly, and Jimmy Vestvood: Amerikan Hero. He appears as a regular character on the 2017 CBS sitcom Superior Donuts. He is also currently a board member of the National Iranian American Council (NIAC). more…

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