
Jim Henson's Turkey Hollow
- TV-PG
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- 2015
- 88 min
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Welcome to turkey hollow,
The turkey capital of the world!
Turkey hollow
Nestled right
in the Podunk section
Of the mostly unhip
and exceptionally damp region
Of the pacific northwest.
Every November,
Tourists from far and wide
descend upon this little town
To celebrate a traditional
thanksgiving holiday.
Ah, thanksgiving,
The most wonderful time
of the year...
unless, of course,
you're a turkey!
What?
I don't get a laugh track?
Come on,
I was expecting a laugh track.
It kind of takes
the pressure off a little bit.
Still nothing?
Let's just cut
to our main characters,
The Emmerson family,
Who are approaching
the town limits
At this very moment...
whoa!
around here?
Uh, mooses?
Uh, you know, I don't know.
Meeses...
no, they're indigenous
you know, more northern...
oh, you don't know.
I still don't understand
Why we have
to spend thanksgiving
Because aunt Cly is family,
And, you know,
she's flesh and blood,
There an inheritance at stake,
isn't there?
Look, now that your mother
and I are...
unattached...
divorced?
I think that we have
to make a concerted effort
To strengthen the branches
of our family tree.
Don't you think the time
to strengthen the family tree
Already came and went?
You know, when I was Tim's age,
We spent all the holidays here.
It's a lot of fun.
You guys are going to have
A great experience, you know?
You get to learn
The real meaning
of thanksgiving.
Oh, so we're here to rip off
some native Americans.
Banana...
don't call me that.
I hate that nickname.
Look, look, look,
there's the sign!
You've got to be kidding me.
What's wrong?
My phone!
I just lost my service
The second we went past
that stupid sign!
Ooh, the GPS is down, too!
Why do you sound so excited?
We're officially off the grid!
I've never been off
the grid before!
This is awesome!
Can you please take me
back on the grid?
I like the grid.
Aw, come on, banana.
Rrgh!
There sure are a lot of
Yeah, life moves a little
slower in this town.
Looks like life moved
to the next town.
Whoa, slow down!
What is that?
Oh, yeah!
That's the local tall tale...
The what?
Ten feet tall,
with razor-Sharp claws
And fangs like a barracuda!
Sometimes,
on the blackest of nights,
You can hear him howling
On the dark side
So if this is
the blackest of nights,
How can it be darker
on one side of the forest
Than the other?
I'm just wondering.
And should you hear
That horrible,
high-Pitched moan...
run as fast as you can,
Because
if the hoodoo gets your scent,
He'll hunt you down
and eat you alive!
Seriously, no one believes
this stuff, right?
Hoodoo doodoo?
Dad!
Dad, dad, dad, dad, dad!
The lady who works here,
she said the hoodoo is real!
She said he's 10 feet tall,
and he lives in the forest!
Yeah, I wouldn't put
too much stock
In that story, kiddo.
I think she was just having
a little fun with you.
Well, why would they
build a statue
Of something that wasn't real?
Let me explain to you
how the middle of nowhere works.
See,
All have an imaginary monster,
Like bigfoot,
the loch ness monster,
Honey boo boo...
it's just to sell crap
to gullible tourists.
Like hoodoo doodoo?
Yeah, and t-Shirts.
They had T-Shirts
in there?
Hey, cool, bud!
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