Jennifer's Body Page #5

I mean, she looked like, she'd been

beaten up or shot or something.

And then she barfed up this like disgusting...

..prickly stuff that looked like a roadkill...

..and like sewing needles mixed together.

- Yuck.

She'd probably just inhaled a whole bunch

of smoke or something.

No, Chip! No, it was like...

It was like evil!

Needy, I think you might want to

talk to the school shrink.

I'm not saying that to be a dillhole.

Yeah, but don't tell whoppers and

I'm not crazy.

I didn't say you were crazy.

It's just...

..everybody's a little messed up about this.

And it's okay to feel...

Discombobulated?

- Yeah! F***ed up!

Hi, needy.

- Oh. Hi, Collin.

I heard you were there last night,

in the fiery trenches.

Yeah.

I'm glad, you didn't die.

Thanks.

Seriously.

How are you friends with Colin Gray?

I thought Colin Gray only talked

to the dead girls.

I just am.

We have composition together.

He's a really good writer.

He's like all dark and emotional

and stuff.

Well, I'm like that too,

I mean, I can relate it.

I'm not all obvious about it like...

..a poseur.

Walk me home?

You got it, baby.

"Sacred Heart (Sacre Coeur)"

performed by It Dies Today

Hi.

- Hey.

Jennifer.

I'm crazy-sorry about your profound loss.

You're crying about Craig, right?

He was my best friend.

You know, I was there last night.

And I was probably the last person

to talk to him.

Like, ever.

- Wow!

You-You know what he said?

Craig said that he always thought

that you and me...

..would make a totally banging couple.

Isn't that so weird?

He-He said banging?

Feel my heart, Jonas.

I think it's broken.

Mine too.

You come with me,

just for a little while.

It's what Craig would have wanted.

Yeah.

- Yeah!

You're so warm..

Why are you so warm?

- Shutties!

Jennifer.

Jen...

- What?

Look.

They're waiting.

Uh, okay.

Do you miss Craig?

Of course.

Well, you're gonna see your buddy

really soon.

What? You mean like in heaven someday?

Nope.

Oh, God!

Let it all out, kids.

"Teenagers"

performed by Hayley Williams

You want some baloney, Specter?

And that was Low Shoulder...

..the local band who became the unlikely

heroes of the tragedy...

..in Devil's Kettle last night.

Eyewitnesses say the boys helped numerous

people escape the inferno,

..risking their own lives in the process.

That's rock n' roll with a conscience,

ladies and gentlemen.

And guess what?

We're honoured to have Low Shoulder

in the studio right now.

How are you guys holding up?

Maintaining, man.

It's not easy, but you know

the real heroes...

..are people in Devil's Lake.

I just hope we can get their one tad

of that courage...

..and spear it on our upcoming album.

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