JB Smoove: That's How I Dooz It Page #4
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- 2012
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Then the police
can't f*** with me!
You jogging.
There's a white man
on his treadmill,
a nosy-ass white man
on his treadmill next to you.
[Laughing sarcastically]
"Are you a new member?"
Shut the f*** up!
[Cheers and applause]
I'm training
to steal some sh*t, b*tch.
Give me that Goddamn iPod.
[Laughing]
[Laughing]
You don't want to mess around
with no damn police.
You don't want to mess around
with the damn police, man.
Anybody been downtown before?
Anybody been arrested before?
Anybody been arrested?
Anybody been arrested before?
Anybody been arrested?
You don't want to admit it.
You been arrested?
Oh, hell, no, girl.
Been to jail before?
Been downtown, right?
You don't want to play around
with them damn cops, right?
You know the difference
between getting arrested
and going to jail, right?
It's two difference.
There's a damn difference
between going to jail
and getting arrested.
When you go to jail,
you go to jail.
You get arrested,
you get taken.
That mean you resisted,
or something happened.
Something got twisted, and the
cop treated you real bad, right?
When a cop got to chase
your ass,
he tackle you, right?
This is where it gets rough.
He put that damn knee
in your damn back like that.
Put that damn knee
in your back like that, right?
Put that damn knee
right there.
Yeah!
Got your ass now, yeah.
Right?
You give up.
You give up!
Right? You put your hand
behind your back.
"You got me, officer.
You got me.
You got me, officer."
And what he says?
"Yeah, I sure do."
Don't you ever,
when you get arrested,
put your hand
behind your back.
You always do this,
always do this.
And you squinch your face up
like this.
Like this.
[Squeals]
He gonna hit you hard as hell.
He gonna hit your ass hard.
If you do this to your face,
it reduces the pain by 45%,
like this.
"Here it come. Here it come.
Here it come!
Aah!"
I seen a cop hit a dude
so hard.
I mean, this cop was trying
to kill this dude.
Hit this guy so damn hard, man,
that he would hit himself
before he hit the damn suspect.
[Screaming]
"Ow!
"I'ma kill your ass!
Ow!"
They both need a ambulance.
"Oh, God.
Cop down! Cop down!"
"Have you been shot?"
"No! I hit myself in the back.
And my suspect is unconscious."
Cops don't be playing, man.
Then they get rough.
Then they get real rough.
Then they grab your ass.
They bend your wrist like this.
The first move, they bend
your damn wrist like this.
They push this wrist back
so Goddamn far, your toe hurt.
"Why's my toe hurting?
Ow.
"Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow,
ow, ow, ow, my toe!
Why is my toe hurting?"
The nerves from your wrist are
attached to your Goddamn toe.
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