JB Smoove: That's How I Dooz It Page #3
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- 2012
- 60 min
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That's like, your ass
work in an office, right?
You an accountant,
or you work in an office,
and your ass walking around
the damn office
with a Goddamn printer
on your f***ing belt.
Goddamn paper
and staplers and sh*t.
Go... Goddamn monitor...
Goddamn scanner.
All your sh*t is on your belt.
You walk around all day
with that,
all day with that sh*t
on your belt.
Your pants all low,
your pants all low,
'cause all that sh*t
heavy as hell.
You like, "Oh, sh*t,
I'm wearing low-riders
right now."
[Laughs]
Got all that sh*t.
You at Starbucks or somewhere,
you in a coffee shop,
trying to get
some Goddamn lunch,
all that sh*t on your belt, just
in case some business happens,
you know what I mean?
I'm glad I got
[Imitates scanner whirring]
Thank God I brung
this damn printer.
You look at a cop, right?
You ever look
at a cop real good?
Look at a cop from head to toe.
Look at this... God damn.
Look at all that stupid sh*t.
They got tons of dumb sh*t
on that belt.
Tons of dumb-ass sh*t, right?
They got... the Goddamn gun.
They got a Goddamn Taser,
f***ing mace,
Goddamn ticket book,
f***ing whistles,
Godda...
Goddamn walkie-talkie
on that motherf***er.
F***ing lie detector,
DNA tester,
Breathalyzer,
got a f***ing Breathalyzer,
Goddamn coffee maker
on that motherf***er.
That's a whole lot
of bullshit.
When you hop out that
Goddamn car and start running,
is thinking is, "God damn.
"He gonna make me
chase his ass
with all this bullshit
on this belt!"
[Screams]
"God!"
[Thumping]
Coffee spilling.
[Shrieks]
"I'm gonna kill your ass!"
You got a backup cop
hanging over here...
a backup cop over here.
Another dude like...
[stammering]
"Make a left. Make a left.
Make a left."
[Thumping]
"Left, motherf***er.
Left, left, left, left."
"Your left, your left?
My left?"
"My left, motherf***er.
My left!"
You got to be in shape
to escape two damn cops, right?
If you want to steal, right,
have your ass in shape.
if your ass ain't in shape.
Right?
Your ass
got to be in shape to steal.
Get your ass in the gym.
Get your wind up.
Get your strength up, right?
You will frustrate the f***
out of a police officer
if he can't catch your ass.
"This guy's incredible.
"This guy knew
this day was gonna come.
"He is prepared for our ass.
I'm gonna run out of gas
on this motherf***er right now."
Get your ass in the gym.
Get in the Goddamn gym and get
on that f***ing treadmill.
You get
on that f***ing treadmill,
and you work that sh*t.
I'ma steal everything.
I'm gonna get
that Goddamn wind up.
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