Jake's Journey Page #4
- Year:
- 1988
- 25 min
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it's that new iron maiden,
you get much more splashing
then you get with the old ones.
Don't I know it, we've got three,
it spurts everywhere.
Still, it's more of a deterrent, isn't it.
We've got four new
dungeons, really nice.
Ever so cramped and damp,
and smelly and slimy,
and they've been built
with racks en suite.
Our eight new dungeons
with racks en suite
will have especially
imported Sicilian slime.
Oh absolutely, we have Sicilian slime
pumped through to all our dungeons.
Don't know how to cope without it.
Sorry love. Got to be a
little bit late for lunch.
Got an emergency rack job on.
Hello mrs. Gantlet, how's Buddy then?
Busy?
Up to his knees in eyeballs.
Still, mustn't grumble.
Not when the work's coming in.
Who's on the rack?
Some git they found wandering
through the castle.
Said he'd lost his way.
I said, pull the other leg,
I'm going to stretch both of yours.
- What's that all about?
- I don't know, but they worry me.
Right lad, now for the big one.
Beryl, we've got another one.
Oh no, the bin's full up.
Oh prod it down a bit
and sit on the lid.
Their majesties will be
with you presently.
No, no, I just came to leave a note.
I thought that last one
until he allowed himself to be
strewn all over the room like that.
- Good evening.
- Ah, there you are.
- Good afternoon.
- Hello.
- Good evening.
- Open wide.
- What?
- Open your mouth wide.
Oh dear.
Two and a quarter.
A bit generous I'm afraid.
- Generous?
- Yes, scarcely greedy at all.
It's on the borderline.
Never mind.
- Good evening.
- Now then.
Let me explain the procedures
of courtship for all the princes.
No, see, you don't understand,
I'm not a...
Be quiet.
I'm expounding my theory.
Good evening.
Now you see, we are ludicrously rich.
Certainly the greediest
people in the kingdom.
My wife is so greedy that
she restricts herself
to the use of only two
words, "good evening".
Because she is terrified
- Good evening.
- There you go.
Now I've been making a scientific
study of family trees.
In all the wealthiest families,
if the two partners are greedy,
then their offspring are greedy.
But if one of the partners
is even slightly generous,
then three out of the four children
will be wanton spendthrifts.
Good evening!
So to protect the wealth
of our children's children,
we've let it be known that my daughter
is physically repellent.
This is to encourage the right type.
Now if they pass the mean mouth test,
then it's on to the final,
where they have to be greedy enough
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