J.D.'s Revenge Page #4

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good pleasure doing business with you.

Yes, sir. What you say? Ha-ha!

A- ha. Here's a good one.

"Review boards are generally called upon

to act in cases involving what?"

Uh, cases...

Cases that appeal

to a lower court that, uh...

Is Daddy doing you good?

Hey! Ike! Ike?

Isaac, you in there?

Uh...

Sure. Yeah.

Listen...

- Baby, my head is killing me.

- Oh.

Ooh, your neck is as hard as a rock.

I better take some aspirin.

What you need is a little wine

to kind of loosen you up

and get rid of all that tension.

Ike!

How you doing, baby?

You should get some sleep

and you'll feel better in the morning.

Hello! Hey, what happened

to your headache?

It's gone.

Oh, great.

Hey.

Oh, that's nice.

Take you on a long ride, girl.

Let me take you down, baby.

Hey... Aargh!

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

Daddy ain't gonna hurt you, baby.

Oh, God!

Daddy's doing you good, baby.

Oh, yeah, oh, yes!

- Yes?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Don't stop now. Man, come on.

God.

Come on, now.

Don't stop.

Daddy's doing you good!

Oh, God!

Shh.

Shh.

'Champion of God,

the Reverend Elija Bliss.'

- 'Satan, whose wife is an evil spirit...'

- 'Yeah!'

'...is dark and engulfs all of us

with his wicked ways.

'He is the prince of darkness!

'We must not let Satan

come into our house.'

What are you trying to do? Stop!

Stop it! Stop it!

What are you trying to do?

Stop!

Will you stop?

Oh, please!

Help me!

Oh, my God!

Please, please!

Come on, get the f*** on

out of my goddamn car!

- Don't kill me.

- Kill you? B*tch, get off of me.

What the f*** is wrong with you?

Is you crazy? Ha!

J. D. Walker, the Ace! Hey!

'Honey,

what kind of dressing do you want?'

- Roquefort.

- Huh?

Roquefort.

You wanna cut down on your hours

until exams are over?

Hendricks, do you realize

how shorthanded I am?

Three guys quit on me

in the last two months.

Gasoline has gone up 2 cents a gallon.

Look, Ralph, I didn't mean to cause you

any problems, I just thought...

Problems?

You don't know the half of it! Problems...

Insurance is going up this month,

this place is falling to pieces,

and to top it off,

the cops came by.

Seems this woman is laid up

in the hospital.

She claims that one of the drivers

roughed her up,

beat her up in one of my cabs.

All she can remember

is that it was a black guy.

Well, I got thirty guys working for me

that fit that description,

but that'll make the insurance

premiums go up, sure as hell.

The body shop called

saying I owe money on three cabs

that they fixed in one month.

'Everybody say amen.'

'Amen!'

'Everybody say amen!'

'Amen!'

'Everybody say amen!'

'Murderer! Murderer!'

Murderer!

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