It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway Page #6
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- 2017
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Why she rich?
Her Daddy is some big
ass self-help guy, right?
It's almost like
a church he's got.
People worship the motherfucka.
Patrick Spencer.
Wait. Patrick Spencer. Da guy
from da TV all f***in hours.
The infomercials.
That's him.
Da guy with the books and
everything and da sold out
shows at the convention centre?
from all walks of life, J.
True that, dog.
Okay.
What?
Dis little rich girl
o' yours. We gone boost her.
For da ransom.
Nay. We ain't gotta
do all that, J.
Bottlecap.
Google me dis.
How much dis Spencer
man worth in Dollars?
Eighty six million.
Okay we can't afford to
Dats money on da
f***ing table, G.
But she's a good customer man.
Her and her friends...
Is she ten million Dollars good?
Nah, Lil one.
Let's make a plan.
Nah. I'm outta this one.
You ain't out on sh*t.
You're, you da bait.
What is dis.
F***in art?
I love you too, Giantman.
And then they got into it.
You know, like it
was a staff meeting.
We need some sh*t
to knock her out.
What's dat stuff
from the old movies?
Chloroform.
Does dat even exist?
I'll look it up.
But I guess it was
like anything else we did.
We did terrible illegal
stuff all the time.
We were criminals.
It was our job.
And sometimes it's part
of your job not to care
about things, right?
So we boost Diana.
We burst into the
room and they were...
They were making sex in there.
Ha, ha, haaa! Goddamn,
crime is so fock'n easy.
I don't know why everyone
not do it, ya know.
I felt bad.
Not only to interrupt,
but she was naked.
The only thing worse
than getting kidnapped
is to get kidnapped naked.
Why do you have to hit her, man?
Chloroform only
work in da movies.
You said you wouldn't hurt her.
I say a lotta tings.
Giantman, take her away.
You, you not playing.
I wrapped her up in the sheet.
That way she was kinda dressed.
Then I wouldn't be touching
can't do without permission.
She looks so small.
Charlie said her father
was the king of self help.
I guess that made
her a princess.
The princess of
helping yourself.
That was, I think, like,
ironic because she couldn't
help herself at all.
All knocked out and
kidnapped by a giant.
So. I know it's a clich in
therapy to blame your parents
for everything, but I
do think it's significant that
my Mom was suicidally depressed,
and my Dad doesn't care
about me, on purpose.
So, imagine me, 14,
with this depressed Mom.
Daddy's home.
And I hope, are
you feeling better.
My dad still cared,
but also he was a drunk.
And how was your day?
It was okay.
- Honestly, it wasn't
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