It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway Page #4
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- 2017
- 96 min
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I ain't f***in
talking about that.
You aren't going to
put that on me, are you?
Death and decay, mudder f***er.
Ohhh, Ohh.
Come on.
Ouuu, sh*t.
Let's go.
Seriously?
I don't want to be a demon.
It was gross.
And as a homeless person,
I have a high tolerance
for bodily functions.
Morning mudder fucka.
Wake up and smell your demon!
And that's my cue.
He slapped him and
I'm supposed to roar.
But I got the Darth Vader
thing on my throat so
I accidentally, I say,
"Luke! I am your father!"
Which I
figure was a dead give away,
but I guess Wing wasn't
a big Star Wars fan.
Yeah, Yeah,
I'm a voodoo, mutherfucka
and I brought a
demon to your dreams!
I am Johnny of the Tree Fingas
and you will respect me!
- And I opened my mouth to roar
and I can taste how I smell.
Stand in my way and
I'll eat your soul.
That was the bombingest
grenade you ever exploded,
that throwing up like that,
that was some real demon sh*t
like from The Exorcist!
What was that stuff that Moose
was spraying on him in there?
Concentrated LSD.
You did good my giant friend.
You and me we work together now.
Permanent-like.
- I should have
been scared, but ah,
but all I could see
was that big bag of Heroin.
You my demon, mofo!
You my demon, forever.
- That was like a lot of Heroin.
A month's supply.
on my bottle collecting.
Then I'd be a month
ahead, possibly forever.
To an addict like
me that's a dream.
Wing, it wasn't my fault.
And in a few minutes,
I'd be so high...
I wouldn'a cared anyway.
So, like I say, my
sex life was getting dicey.
I was getting into some stuff
with some questionable dudes.
I'm sorry.
This is confidential, right?
Cause like, I signed exclusivity
on life rights for a book
and a movie and also
But that's also a secret.
This is all confidential
and anonymous.
And I mean, who even
are you anyway, right?
- Yeah.
- Big fan.
Okay, so...
Here's what happened.
After that I was Johnny's boy.
Johnny would let me park
my car at his warehouse.
And he let me use the shower.
He took me to the big and
large and got me this suit.
He said I was bad ass.
- You bad ass.
I thought so too.
I also got these
fight'n lessons.
Alright, alright.
fry pan hands is that you
gotta lay em on em, you know?
Charles. Git here.
Me?
Who the f*** else is Charles.
You, stand here.
Alright, now pretend he's a
resistant-ass shop keeper and
we gotta take him to school.
Okay.
Alright, now you say
something resistant.
I ain't paying you sh*t. Get the
f*** up outta my shop, nigga!
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