It's Not My Fault and I Don't Care Anyway Page #3
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- 2017
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it was never enough.
this so you hear me,
but no much you
can't listen, you know.
Thank you, sir.
Sir.
Dis muthafucka polite!
A muthafucking gentleman
giant up in ma muthafucka!
That's a big man.
That's Moose.
Dat's Bottlecap.
Dis is -
Who the f*** you?
I'm Darla.
Darla.
What do you think
of my new giant?
Aw... He looks like a
big old Teddy bear.
Oh no.
He a demon.
See Johnny,
he was a crook of all trades.
Lately he was trying
to move into Chinatown.
And that was what I was
supposed to help with.
You see there was this
Chinese guy called Wing.
Dis mutherfucka Wing!
Got Chinatown wrapped
around his pink shorties!
And you, you be just de
dimensions to whip it from
his grip, you feel me?
Got a plan. Mega brilliant.
Megawatt like the sun
is my mind, big friend.
Because honestly,
that's just how he talks.
We're going to put a
scare in him and scare the
white from his rice, no time!
Better den killin'
him, you know.
We gonna fear him
something worse than death.
A demon, to haunt his dreams.
Ya do dis.
Ya do it right, and you
get high on de Johnny.
All month.
Ya do it right.
Wait, wait, wait.
He said he he wanted to
scare the white from his rice?
Yessir.
Continue.
Wing was the wisest of
the old Chinese wise guys.
Everybody in Chinatown
did what he said.
Johnny said that
if Wing fell into line,
the other shopkeepers would too.
- Like little yellow dominoes.
racist for a black guy.
Anyway, the
like his one weakness maybe-
He was superstitious.
He believed in demons.
Not demons that
hafta stay in hell,
like Christians believe. But
demons that infect your soul.
Demons that will kill
like in that
- Anyway, dis here.
Dis will make ya voice even
more deep and scary
than it is right now.
Hello.
No ya sound like a bad ass
mudder focka, mudder focka.
The force is strong
with this one.
Yeah, yeah.
Luke! I am your father.
Don't f*** around.
Sorry.
Dat's right.
You're more than Darth Vader.
You...
You're something better.
Something else.
What am I?
Are you a scary demon,
head ass escaping monsta
style, mudder focka!
Yeah.
Who's da scary monsta?
I'm the scary monster!
Der's one lass ting.
What's that?
What do you mean?
Demons are of death and decay.
Yeah.
Ya don't smell of roses,
but you're not quite yet
Okay.
I've been keeping
dees in the closet.
Two months.
Hmm.
It stinks.
Not enough.
No, like that really stinks.
Is this sh*t?
Yeahh.
Is this human sh*t?
Yeah. It's Moose's.
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