It's Complicated Page #5

(UPBEAT SONG PLAYING)

This song reminds me of your birthday

party. The one in our old house.

Oh! Oh, that was

such a fun night.

So fun. You wore

that halter dress.

(EXCLAIMS) Yeah.

Oh, man.

You wanna dance?

No.

(JANE EXCLAIMS)

(BOTH WHOOPING)

You're married

to someone else!

Tell me about it.

(GASPS)

(BOTH PANTING)

(GROANS)

Home sweet home.

Oh! Oh, God!

That was one crazy ride.

I thought we were

going to break the bed.

(LAUGHING)

I'm having

an out-of-body experience.

Totally.

You're so great, Janey. I

forgot how great. Holy sh*t.

(STUTTERS)

Please just shut up.

I'm so dizzy.

And the Pilates are

paying off, by the way.

(GROANS)

(VOMITS)

Oh, no! Are you okay?

Look the other way, Jake.

Why?

Because I have to get up.

Well, Jane,

I've seen your...

Look the other way, Jake!

(JANE VOMITS)

(TOILET FLUSHING)

(JANE GROANING)

Are you okay?

What is wrong with us?

What do you mean? This was

amazing. We just had a great time.

(GROANING) Oh,

a great time.

This is the dumbest thing

two people have ever done!

Oh, really? I don't know.

I haven't thought it through,

but off the top of my head

I thought it was smoking hot,

so something about

it wasn't so dumb.

And FYI, I like that you

stopped getting bikini waxes.

You've gone native.

(SOFTLY) I was into it.

(CROWD CHEERING)

I love you.

- Do you see him?

- No.

(JANE EXCLAIMS)

GABBY:
There he is!

(CHEERING)

(ALL WHOOPING)

Hey!

Oh!

(SCREAMING)

(WHISTLES)

(LAUGHS)

Look at Dad.

(WHOOPING)

Lukey!

(SOBBING)

(PEOPLE CHATTERING)

All I hear is, "Luke David

Adler." I got to go up.

I got to jump

over these people.

From our seats

it looked like you were

crowd-surfing at

a Metallica show.

LUKE:
Come on.

(ALL LAUGHING)

You okay?

Yeah. Totally.

(GASPS)

(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

(THUDS)

I would like to propose

a toast to your mother.

To me? What?

Now, I've done my part with

you guys, but, Jane, you...

Very talented you.

Oh, God!

Gabby, I'm serious.

Jane, you've done

a magnificent job,

as you always do.

When I look at you three

beautiful kids all grown up,

I think of all the work

your mother did...

Much of it without my help.

Dude, pull it together.

Yeah.

Janey, I take

my hat off to you.

Okay, Jake. Thank you.

Out of nowhere, sudden

appreciation. But, thank you, really.

Not totally out of nowhere,

Jane. If you know what I mean.

(CHOKES) Which I don't.

But...

What's he...

I have no idea.

It's just...

Can we just move on?

Okay, I would like to say

something, too. For real.

No offense to the lovely Agness

or her charming offspring...

(SNORTS)

Not nice.

Not nice.

I know, I'm sorry.

But I just wanted to say,

I really loved today.

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