It's Complicated Page #4

Oh, I'm sorry, here it is.

Adler, J., two standard doubles.

- Sorry about that.

- Right.

We are not the ones

in the Superior Suite.

Mmm.

Have the other Adlers checked

in yet? Just wondering.

No, they haven't, ma'am.

Not yet.

Now, I just need a credit

card and your signature.

Can the girls come with

me now and help me set up?

Oh, and by girls,

he means the three of us.

Wait, hold on.

Set up for what?

I have reservations for us for

dinner. That's not happening now?

I don't know.

Me and my friends are having

this huge thing at our apartment

and the girls said

they'd help us set up.

(SIGHS)

We're gonna be together

all day tomorrow.

Mom, it's his last night

before graduation.

Okay, okay.

Can I do anything

to help, or you know...

Love your credit card.

(LAUGHS) Oh.

Here it goes.

Once again.

(CHATTERING)

(SIGHS DEEPLY)

(WOMAN CHATTERING SOFTLY)

(EXHALES)

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

- Hi!

- Hi.

Adler, for one, Room 2112.

Your table is almost ready, Mrs. Adler.

- Would you like to wait in the bar?

- Sure.

BARTENDER:
Hi.

Hi.

(EXHALES)

I'll have a Pinot Noir.

Right away.

No, you know, I'll have a

very dry Tanqueray Martini,

straight up with a twist.

Mmm-hmm.

(JAKE LAUGHING)

(SOFTLY) Hey.

Where's your...

Uh, Pedro got

the stomach flu.

So, I'm flying solo.

Really? Didn't know you

knew how to be by yourself.

Any chance you

could go easy on me?

Just a one-night free pass.

(CHUCKLES)

You look good, Janey.

Yeah.

You do. You always do.

- Your hair's shorter.

- Longer.

I like it.

Mrs. Adler?

Your table is ready.

Yes? Thank you.

Do you want

some company, Mrs. Adler?

- Could we eat at the bar?

- Absolutely.

All right.

We both have to eat.

Mmm.

When was the last time

we had a meal together?

You and me? Alone? 1999.

So, come on.

Once every 10 years.

(BOTH LAUGHING)

So, how are things in

the fertility world?

I can't believe it took you

this long to bring that up.

Sperm issues?

Apparently, yes.

(SIGHS) A baby?

Really, Jake?

So, the next time you go to a

graduation, you'll be, what, 58 plus...

I believe the number

you're looking for is 79.

(CHUCKLING) Okay. Yeah.

Seriously,

how is that good?

Why are we

talking about this?

I thought we were

going to have some fun.

Where did you

get that idea?

JANE:
Why do you want to

know this? You're obsessed.

Just tell me, how long

were you seeing him for?

Oh, please,

it was five years ago.

- I know, but I always

wondered. So? - Mmm-hmm.

Little jealous?

Yes.

Oh, the man is married now.

I don't care. How long?

Eight months.

Long.

(LAUGHS) Not long.

No!

(INAUDIBLE)

(BOTH LAUGHING)

(WHISTLES)

(INAUDIBLE)

Rate this script:5.0 / 2 votes