It's Complicated Page #3
Oh.
(PEDRO EXCLAIMING)
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
Yeah...
- Okay, buddy. Here we go.
PEDRO:
Jake.Okay, Pedro, honey,
don't do that. Pedro.
- See you in the Big Apple.
- I'll see you there.
(PEDRO GRUNTING)
(WOMEN LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY)
That is beyond!
When the three of them
got in the elevator...
(EXCLAIMS) Between that
and the staples
and the headache
for six months...
That was the most
insane hour of my life.
(LAUGHS)
Jake has lost his mind.
Yeah, I don't know.
Oh, I know. He's a complete
prick for cheating on you.
I can't disagree
with you on that.
And then he marries her.
A known lunatic.
Well, she has a big job.
(SCOFFS)
Why do you always say that?
Because she does. She runs the
whole marketing department at KY
or whatever that
station's called.
She can't be that
big of a lunatic.
Janey, come on.
He cheats on you with her,
your 20 year marriage ends.
Then six months later,
she leaves Jake
and runs off with
some random guy,
has a baby, then leaves
that guy for Jake.
And she's not nuts?
Oh, Jo, you are so
lucky Jerry is dead.
(LAUGHS) Thank you.
No, I mean, you don't
have to bump into him.
- Well, that's true.
DIANE:
Yeah.(TRISHA LAUGHS)
Oh, Janey,
do you wanna meet a guy
I met on Match. com
that I didn't like?
Oh, wow,
what a great offer.
No, thanks.
I don't think so.
Well, he wasn't that awful.
Sounding better
every minute.
You know, it's not healthy to not
have sex for however long it's been.
(EXHALES LOUDLY)
Trust me, I am not
not doing it on purpose.
Oh.
Okay, I don't know
if this is true...
TRISHA:
Mmm-hmm....but I read online
about a woman
that hadn't
done it in so long
(LAUGHS)
What?
Get out of here! Come on.
I swear to God,
it grew back together.
(BOTH LAUGHING)
Wait, was it
ever one piece?
TRISHA:
What? Ooh, no.No, she had to have
a vaginoplasty.
Ouch!
JANE:
Oh, God!"Hello, Dr. Moss, I have a little
situation that needs fixing."
Bubbee. Bubbee, if you wanna
have your situation fixed,
you have to date someone.
Seriously.
(SIGHS)
Anyone.
Oh, there he is!
(GABBY EXCLAIMS)
JANE:
(GASPS) There he is!Oh, hello.
- JANE:
Good to see you! We missed you.- Hi!
- Who is this guy?
- Hey, hey. How are you?
Oh, I love it when we're
all in the same time zone!
So, what's up, Luke? Did you
decide to have that party?
Oh, yeah, big time.
What party?
Are you guys
going to sleep over?
Yeah, if you give us your
bed and change the sheets.
You're having
a party? When?
Hi. Adler, two rooms.
Hopefully next
to each other.
I have an Adler, J. in a
Superior Suite. Park Avenue view?
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