It's a Wonderful Afterlife Page #4

What are you trying to say?

When someone is murdered

their spirit is unleashed.

It's not easy for them to move on

so they hang about.

ALL:
For how long?

Sometimes their souls aren't ready

for the next life.

I'm ready right now.

MUFFLED:

How much time before we rot away

and disappear completely? Ask her.

What has to happen

for them to move on?

Some believe that

souls of the murdered

can only be reincarnated

once the murderer is dead.

Oh, God help us.

I need a large G and T.

And so do you.

Can you not feel that?

So...

do you want to hear my big news?

Apart from your brain transplant

with an Indian shaman?

Stop being so closed off.

Listen, do you remember

before I went I had a feeling

that I'd find my guy on this trip?

Oh, my God.

You haven't gone and fallen

for a native, have you, Linda?

It's Gitali.

When I was at the ashram,

I started having these strong

feelings for this one guy.

My guru said that I should follow

my feelings because guess what?

Enlighten me.

My guru thinks I've been married

to him for five past lives.

My numerologist gave me his initials

before I'd even met him.

What?!

GIGGLES HELPLESSLY

Just saying.

Oh, sorry.

It's all right.

OK. What's his name, then?

Devinderpal Singh Chandioke.

Mercy!

He's not from some backwater

remote hillside village, is he?

Actually, he's from Gerrards Cross.

DOORBELL RINGS:

Googly.

Namaste, Aunty.

Come in.

Thank you.

I hope I haven't come at a bad time.

Nonsense. You're always welcome.

Here you are.

Thank you.

Don't really know many people

in London yet.

This is your home. Come, sit.

Thank you.

Your necklace is caught, Aunty.

Thank you, beta.

It was a gift from my husband

on our wedding day.

So, what about you, then?

Erm... Nothing.

Can't handle it right now.

Come on, you've got

to get yourself back out there.

I know. It's only been six months.

Tej is your past.

And "T" and "R", hopeless together.

Wish I'd known that then.

So who is good for "R"?

"D". Or "R" itself.

"D" for desperate.

And "R" for really desperate.

Stop it. Be positive.

And do you think I'd do

my own love chart and not yours?

Oh, it's good to have you back.

It's good to be back.

He's very handsome.

Too handsome.

He's way out of moto's league.

Nice and tall.

But a little...dark, no?

Must be from south.

They have very bad table manners.

Anything wrong, Aunty?

No, I just remembered that I forgot

to get the green chillies.

You must stay for dinner.

I hope you're hungry.

Hi, Mum.

Look who's here.

Hey, Googs.

Hey.

This is my old mate Linda.

Pleasure to meet you.

Please, call me Raj. No-one has

called me Googly for years.

Ah, Raj.

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