It's a Boy Girl Thing Page #4

greatest living American?

I think the greatest

living American is...

...J-Lo.

- J-Lo?

- You know, Jennifer Lopez?

Singer, movie star. She had a thing

with that dude from 'Pearl Harbor'.

I know who J-Lo is now.

I am just very interested

to hear what you...

perceive qualifies her for

such a unique accolade.

The thing about J-Lo is that...

...she's from the streets..

And now she's like this big movie

star and... she's still really cool.

She used to have a little,

now she's got a lot.

But she's still J-Lo from the block.

And I think that's pretty damn great.

And she's American.

And she's a wife.

I see.

J-Lo?

Pretty good, huh? It just

flew right into my head.

At least there's plenty

of space for it to land.

What is your problem? I happen to

like J-Lo! She's a hot booty!

You do not bestow an

honor such as 'Greatest

Living American' solely on

the fact of a hot booty!

I didn't! She also happen to

have a terrific set of funbags!

Woody Deanne, you're

an idiot and a Philistine.

Know what, I don't appreciate

you calling me an idiot.

And I don't know what

that other thing is...

but as sure as hell

ain't one of them either.

Hey Woody!

What a lovely sight.

Swill time at Getty Central.

Dear God, now I have to eat

with these creatures?

My parents are going

out tonight, maybe you...

wanna come over to discuss

what you wanna wear

for the homecoming dance?

I have things to do.

What I meant was: we'd be alone.

So maybe I might do

that thing when I...

- You filthy little slut!

- You do that?

Last week he begged me to do that!

- So what is it, what do you do?

- Get lost, you little spastic.

I can not believe Woody turned down

the chance to have sex with me tonight!

Am I in like bizarro world?

If I had Richard Wainwright

sniffing around me,

I wouldn't waste my time on Woody.

It's not that simple Tiffany.

Today football captain,

tomorrow GQ Man of the Year.

You need to plan these things!

Personally I'd be relived if Horse and

I didn't have sex.

Sometimes I think it's

the only reason he's with me.

That is so not true Chanel.

You have many fine qualities.

Really? Like what?

You have excellent taste in earrings.

And your hair looks really good.

And you're friends

with me. Case closed.

- Woodster! Come on in, my man.

- How are you?

Cool as frozen sh*t, homie.

Yo, we have extra practice tonight,

alright, don't forget!

I'm in the mood to

kick some serious ass!

Oh yeah, me too!

...only I have a prior

engagement that...

conflicts with the

whole ass kicking thing.

Wait, we're a week away

from the game against Lamont.

Do you know what the coach will do to

your nuts if you don't show up tonight?

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