I Do (But I Don't) Page #5
- TV-14
- Year:
- 2004
- 97 min
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There it was:
James Nicholas Corina.
I understood immediately why Nick
preferred his middle name to his first.
James was way too uptight for a handsome
and free-spirited guy like Nick.
But what does it matter?
Rule number four:
Never get involved with the groom.
Oh, call Jacques. Find out if he
can fly in from Paris to do my hair.
If so, buy a ticket for his poodle.
Before I forget, book me a session in that
hyperbaric oxygen chamber, would you?
Rule number five:
Beware of the psycho bride.
who's lost touch with reality.
Case in point:
Darla.Jacques, I'm calling
from Madame T's office.
I need to talk cut and colors.
-What do you think?
-It's stunning.
-You look like a queen.
-Queen Mary, maybe.
-This skirt makes me look like a ship.
-Oui, oui. S.S. Terrible.
Next.
Just so you know, I'm not paid
to think, just to agree.
-Trust me, I understand.
-Oh, honey, the only time...
...I ever hear the word "equal"
is when she wants two in her latte.
Here, doll, you look
like you could use this.
-Thanks.
-Sure.
Oh, beautiful.
Oh! Way too J. Lo.
-Which wedding?
-Who cares?
We know how they all turn out.
Okay, okay, this isn't working. Try again.
-This is nice. It would look good on you.
-That's pretty.
Very young, very flirty.
-I....
-No. No.
No.
Here we are.
Perfection.
No. Stupid.
Look, look, look.
Rule number six is an addendum
to rule number five:
the psycho bride is the indecisive bride.
No.
-Nice.
-Doesn't feel right.
No, no.
Okay.
No.
No, forget it.
Oh, yes.
-Oh, my God. That's the one.
-It's absolutely gorgeous.
-Lauren?
-I hated it.
Not because she didn't
look beautiful, but because...
...it was like the dress I wore
at my wedding. I wanted to cry.
But since I'm a professional,
I did the next best thing. I lied.
The dress simply
doesn't do you justice.
Well, I think we have
to have something custom-made then.
After a miserable day with Darla,
I was looking forward...
...to the surprise Bonnie had for me.
Why didn't you tell me
it was the Firemen's Ball?
Because I knew you wouldn't come.
-You're right. Nick is engaged.
-So?
If he represents the fireman's species,
there are bound to be others.
I don't wanna run into him.
You won't. There are so many people here.
What are the odds?
-Nick. Very nice to meet you.
-Bonnie.
-So are you on your own tonight?
-Yes, I am.
Me too.
I love that flower in your hair, the lily.
It's beautiful.
-Thanks. It's my favorite flower.
-I'll have to remember that.
-So how do you know Nicky?
-Oh, we met at a wedding.
-Lauren's a wedding planner.
-What exactly...
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