I Do (But I Don't) Page #4

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-I just want a little time.

Why? I'm not changing my mind.

I know. I just need

to get used to the idea, that's all.

-Honey, we used to be so good together.

-Back in college, maybe...

-...when I was young and stupid.

-You don't mean that.

-Yes, I do.

-Honey, trust me.

-No one knows you better than I do.

-Brad, could you help me...

-...open this bottle of wine, please?

-Sure thing, Mom.

I'm so happy you understand.

-Thank you.

-Thanks.

So when are you gonna

let me set you up?

Why do married people always

feel the need to convert the singletons?

-Misery loves company.

-Very funny.

What about my cousin Barry?

He's cute.

-He's allergic to sunlight.

-Okay, bad choice.

He's sweet.

He's gay.

Well, no one ever met their

husband in a bar anyway.

-Have you tried SingleAndLooking.com?

-Oh, my God, would you stop?

I am not looking.

This is not part of my plan.

-What plan?

-I need to focus all of my energy...

-...on getting that promotion.

-Oh, please. That's an excuse...

-...to keep yourself unavailable.

-It is not.

As a matter of fact, I met

someone at the wedding today.

-Hello. Dish immediately.

-A fireman.

I love firemen.

Why are they always so hot?

-Oh, God, I think it's that uniform.

-Was he a total himbo?

No, actually, he was so sweet and funny...

...and had the most beautiful smile

I've ever seen.

-He sounds amazing.

-I know.

-He's exactly what I'm looking for.

-Lf you were actually looking.

I know. Great.

-Brad?

-Worse. Barbara, the bridezilla.

-I'll be right back.

-Good luck.

Hello? Barbara, you don't need

to order your invitations this week.

No, your wedding

isn't for three years.

-Oh, God, sorry.

-Sorry.

-Oh, hi, Nick.

-Hey, Lauren, right?

-Yeah.

-I've been thinking about you all day.

-You have?

-Yeah, about your whole list thing.

-You remembered.

-Yes.

-So, what about my list?

-You made a list for everything, right?

Yeah.

Even for the things

you're looking for in a guy?

Yeah, and you know what?

That list is very long.

Yeah, I'm sure that is.

So would tall, dark, semi-charming,

goofy firefighter-type...

-...be anywhere on that list?

-Darling, fetch my drink?

Darla.

-Laura, hey.

-It's Lauren, actually.

Oh, of course. Right. I'm sorry.

-That's okay.

-How do you two know each other?

-Actually, we just met today.

-Yeah.

Isn't that nice?

Well, I'm gonna go

and get back to my friend.

-Why don't you join us.

-You promised you would dance with me.

-Come on.

-That's okay.

-It was nice seeing you both.

-Yeah, you too.

-Where have you been?

-You are never gonna believe this.

The fireman of my dreams is marrying

the client of my nightmares.

-Can we go?

-Yes.

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