I Do... Until I Don't Page #4

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Yeah.

No, that's--

that's crazy.

I mean, i--

I didn't know

it was that bad.

Yeah, well...

Why didn't--

i-i-it is what it is.

My god!

I mean, Jesus!

Gosh, Noah!

God, I really think

that's unfair.

I wish you would

have told me. I--

well, don't panic.

I'm panicking.

I should panic.

I feel sick.

I feel really warm.

The bankruptcy is to protect us

from further credit issues.

Oh, my god!

It's just to reorganize.

We can't bring a child--

you're talking about

bringing a child into poverty?

Thank you.

No, thank you.

One thing at a time.

Okay.

My god, I feel so frivolous.

I got my hair done today.

You can get your hair done.

What was it, 30, 40 bucks?

No, it was, like, $120.

What?

Yeah!

What did they even do?

It looks the same.

It's low-lights.

It's a... whole thing.

It's like highlights.

You know highlights.

Sure.

So it's like that,

but it just...

The whole point of it is

that you don't really notice.

It's very subtle.

But there's a gleam.

Jesus.

Then-- then yes.

Okay?

Yes?

How about no hair treatments

that cost over a hundred bucks

and result in nothing?

Gleam? How does hair gleam?

Yeah, it was a bad call.

I just didn't realize...

Where we were.

Huh?

Mmm, o-okay.

Hi.

Is that foreplay?

'Cause I feel

like I missed

something crucial.

Well, you were

all ready before,

and so I was just--

just feel like

we need to connect,

so i--

yeah, well,

it just--

hi.

Hi. Um...

No, I mean,

i appreciate it.

I-i-i just didn't know

you were gonna--

i-I'm--

I'm-- I'm already--

i-i took care of myself.

I already did it.

What?

When?

Well, like,

just now.

I didn't hear anything.

How do you do that?

I didn't even

feel the bed shake.

When I do it myself,

it's really...

Silent and efficient.

Geez.

Well, where's

all the stuff?

I-i don't know.

You don't know?

I mean, it's on a shirt

or something down there.

Hey, um, Fanny and Zander

are in for tomorrow night,

by the way.

Why bring up my sister

when we're talking

about your penis?

Well, you're the one

who's obsessed about Fanny,

not me.

What are you doing?

Watching gif's

on tumblr.

Good night.

Um, excuse me.

Uh, hi. Sir?

Yes?

How may I help you?

Yes, I was just--

I'm a really big fan

of Vivian prudeck's--

oh, excuse my bodyguard.

Hello.

Hi. Hi. Wow.

Sorry. I saw you speak,

and I just was really

interested in your project.

I see by your wedding band

that you're either

married or separated.

I am, yeah.

We are married.

It's coming up

seven years now.

Mel, get the release!

Yeah, I just--

and I don't mean

to be gauche, but, um,

how much does this

sort of thing pay, or...

What's your name,

my darling?

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