I Do... Until I Don't Page #2
improve our sex life" talk.
self-conscious.
Because
I'm doing my best.
I know.
I just lack
hand-eye coordination.
I did
No.
Listen, you are very good
at hacky sack.
You're just
saying that.
Hey.
Meet me
in the bathroom...
In five.
Okay?
Don't know if I need
fi-five minutes
to get there, hon.
W-watch it.
Watch it.
Noah? That actually hurt.
Oh. Turn around.
Put your right leg up.
Just be gentle.
Oh, no! Poo, poo, poo.
Oh, gosh, who doesn't--
who doesn't flush
That's unreasonable.
I'm sorry.
I just-- I thought--
there we go.
No,
there's poo in there.
Well, it's a toilet.
I know. I just--
I just don't want to
bring life into this world
over poo.
Beans on toast.
Convention.
Man meets woman.
Convention.
Convention.
You're so annoying!
Follow the fearless journey of
four species, four adolescents,
four hemispheres of the earth
in the...
Tween jungle.
Why would you do that,
Mel?
That's quite an aggressive act,
stapling my face like that.
Sorry.
If I don't eat something soon,
And given your proximity,
it's in your interest
to help me.
We are in front of a diner.
Oh, yes! Well done, Mel.
Might have a shandy tonight
after all.
Oh! That bastard!
Breathe in the light, viv.
Breathe in the light.
I don't really want
to speak to you anymore.
I think about you all the time.
Well, that's rich.
Considering you disposed of me
like a rain-drenched newspaper
in a ditch of sh*t.
Stop yelling, please.
Don't order me around,
Richard.
Is she there,
the horse-training munter?
Name's pippa.
Oh, no, sorry.
The equestrian wrangler.
Don't answer that.
I want you to come home.
I miss you.
Well, I don't care!
I think you do.
No, I don't give a toss.
And neither do you.
How's the project going?
It's going very well,
actually.
Is it then?
Is that a lighter I hear?
You're not smoking?
No, I'm not smoking.
I can hear you
smoking.
It's not good for your face.
Currently I've got too many
couples to choose from.
Is that right?
Okay. Good for you, girl.
No, it's good. It's therapeutic.
Is it then?
All these strangers
reminding me
why you're so f***ing
predictable!
How's Richard?
actually.
1.4 is more
than reasonable. Period.
After all, comma,
won't it feel great
to finally get rid of
that
gator-infested property--
question mark.
Again, comma, so...
Sorry about
your bichon frise.
Exclamation point.
Must have been
a horrific sight.
Exclamation point.
Exclamation point.
Um, if you wou--
ah.
Hi.
Mmm-mmm-mmm,
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