I'm No Angel Page #3

about Harry here.

He don't eat enough,

won't even sleep enough.

Love, you know, is bad for an acrobat.

Don't worry. I ain't gonna hurt him.

I only wanna feel his muscles.

Bye, Harry.

I never met anybody

just like you before. You're different.

Anything different always costs more

but it's worth it.

By the way, you married or single?

Married five times.

Five times.

Wedding bells must sound

like an alarm clock to you.

I don't' suppose

you believe in marriage, do you?

Only as a last resort.

What do you do for a living?

I'm sort of a politician.

I don't like work, either.

I like to get around and travel.

Believe me, I've been places and seen things.

I've been things and seen places.

That sort of evens us up, eh?

Sit down.

I didn't get your name.

I don't give my name to everybody,

but it's...

Don't tell me it's Smith.

No.

- Brown. Ernest Brown.

- That will do.

What colour are you eyes?

I don't know.

You like them?

Lovely.

Where did you say you are from?

Don't think I've said,

but I'm from Dallas, Texas.

Dallas, huh?

I see. Pardon me.

Dallas, huh?

There we are.

Dallas, huh?

No one loves me like that Dallas man

Bet your life no one loves you

like that Dallas man.

Kisses sweet like honey

Oh, yeah?

Smiles that big and sunny

No one loves me like that Dallas man

Why, folks, he's got backbone

He's a Texas cyclone

No one loves me like that Dallas man

Why, brother, he's a wild-horse trainer

With a special whip

Gals, you'll go insaner

When he gets you in his grip

Strong arms made for loving

Heat like from an oven

No one loves me like that Dallas man

You just put your heart and soul

in your dancing, don't you, honey?

You've certainly given me

the time of my life, baby.

Don't say "given,"

I don't like that word "given."

Do pretty well for yourself, don't you?

That's nothing.

Ever take a crack at show business?

That's one business I never tried.

You ought to do great in that racket.

In front of the tent, the big boss.

You mean with a cigar?

You catch on.

Maybe I can fix it up with Mr. Barton

to sell you an interest in the show.

Then I can take the leading lady out

all the time, huh?

That's the angle.

We'll talk that over later.

Remember your five wives.

You're the baby that can make me

forget them. Kiss Papa.

Give me a long one.

You ain't the only girl I've ever kissed.

You got a lot to learn even at that.

What do you mean

by busting in here like this?

What are you doing here with my wife?

Your wife?

He's lying, I ain't his wife.

You can't get away with this.

Listen, you're in a tough spot.

Wait, let me get this straight.

You got it straight.

It's gonna be just too bad for you

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