I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer

So you've all heard the story, right?

About what happens on July 4?

Whoa, Amber,

you want to freak everyone out?

No.

I just like hearing you tell it.

What are you guys talking about?

The fisherman.

Every 4th of July,

he gets out his hat and slicker,

he sharpens up his hook,

and runs wild.

But only after teenagers.

That's right,

the ones with dirty little secrets.

What about you, Zoe?

I bet you got some dirty little secrets.

Yeah. I heard you suck in bed.

Nice.

July 4.

Hey!

Seriously, a guy on my ski team knows

this girl who went camping last summer,

and they saw the fisherman.

Two days later,

two kids didn't make it out of the woods.

So he's kind of like Santa claus, huh?

Only in reverse.

He goes after the kids that are naughty?

No, he's more like Jack the ripper,

except the guy never got caught.

Well, I wouldn't worry.

Dude, it's broken Ridge, Colorado,

in the summer.

Even a psycho killer knows

to avoid this place.

Yeah, the guy would probably die

of boredom before he got any of us.

Hey, I heard you're running

some sort of field trip in September.

It's a photo shoot, really.

Why, are you interested?

Well, I figured since stud boy's

gonna be gone to college,

maybe you need somebody

to carry your tripod.

Very funny. Are you working,

or are you just hitting on my girlfriend?

Depends. You want to play?

Whoa, what, with your balls? No, thanks.

Come on, baby.

Win me a monkey.

Okay.

But if I win, you crash at my place tonight.

Tell your mom you're staying at Zoe's.

Is that a yes or a no?

- First win the monkey.

- All right.

Oh, yeah!

I'll take that.

Happy 4th of July, babe.

- I'm gonna miss you.

- I know.

You're the lucky one.

You get to take off

and I have to stay here another year.

It's weird, me in L.A.

What do you mean? It's brilliant!

And when I get there,

it's going to be the most amazing place

in the world for the two of us.

Yuck.

Marine candidate Davis, reporting for duty.

Yo, p. J!

Oh, my gosh, p.J.,

I can't believe you actually did it.

Well, just rotc.

You could say my daddy worked me over.

But guess who's next, little cuz?

Yeah, that's right, I give it another year

and he's coming after your ass.

- I don't think so.

- Come on, it's in our blood.

And plus, chicks dig the hair.

Okay, true. True.

- Get a picture, come on.

- Yeah, okay. There.

Okay, get close...

Run! Run! Run!

Run!

What was that?

What was that?

It's him, it's the fisherman!

What are you... no! Is your arm okay?

- I've never seen...

- There he is!

There's a killer on the loose!

Get out of here!

Run!

Watch out!

He almost got us!

P. J!

P. J! P. J!

Oh, my God, look!

Oh, my God!

- It's the fisherman!

- P.J., watch out!

Look out!

- Watch out, we're coming up!

- Police.

- Get out of the way!

- Get out of the way! Police!

Somebody's got to help him!

- P. J!

- P.J., run!

No!

Oh, God!

Come on, you have to go try to help him.

We can't leave him.

- Where'd he go, hafner?

- I don't know, he came up here.

- Oh, God, that was insane!

- I swear, he almost killed me.

- Sheriff Davis was on him.

- No. He got away.

Guys, behind you.

- How was I?

- Dude, you were awesome.

Awesome.

This stuff is sticky.

I am having a heart attack.

You guys said to make it real, so...

Yeah, you almost nailed us with that thing.

- 39 bucks on ebay.

- Sure it was.

Get this, the ad says this is the real hook,

straight from the legend.

Yeah, right. Okay.

Damn it!

Roger, give me the hook, man,

get undressed.

- How was p. J.'S move?

- It was awesome.

Oh, God, it was sick. Everyone saw it.

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