House Party: Tonight's the Night

Synopsis: Chris is ready to head to college. But he'll leave his best friend and the girl he's had a crush on since 2nd grade. So he throws one last party that turns into a hilarious disaster.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Darin Scott
Production: WARNER BROTHERS PICTURES
 
IMDB:
4.5
R
Year:
2013
95 min
55 Views

Morning, Christopher.

You all ready to finish high school?

Yeah, uh, I'm excited. Very excited.

Oh, I can see that.

Yo, two more weeks

and we're high-school graduates.

Tick tock. You gonna ask Autumn

out before the buzzer rings?

All right. A, she has a boyfriend.

B, he's a monster.

Come on, dude, take action.

I mean, you been spinning

for her since like grade two.

Chris. Hey. Why don't you

come and get yourself...

...one of mama's

famous breakfast sandwiches?

Famous with who?

Dylan got sick last time he had one.

Yeah, Dylan.

You know, I worry about him.

Don't get me wrong,

I like the boy and all...

...but what's he gonna do after high school?

He never set himself up for his future.

Just made one bad mistake after another.

Not like you, superstar.

Heh-heh-heh.

- So come on down, all right?

- All right. I'll be down.

Move your butt.

- I'll be down.

Oh, hey, man, um,

about what he just said, don't...

I was just talking to my mom. What's up?

Nothing, man.

Hey, hey, my man.

Yo, what up?

- What's up, what's up?

Yo Chris,

Stomp and Deathgrave are outside

talking smack about you.

You need to check those fools, man.

You made out with her?

- Well, not exactly.

Wait, what does that mean?

Well, not at all.

So, what did you do?

Ever hear of the fine art

of conversation?

Oh, you suck.

Yo, man, you want sound?

You want heavy?

You want 180 grams, my brother.

Yeah, 180 grams

don't come cheap, though.

Yeah, what's cost

when it comes to quality?

Show you something right now.

Call yourself a DJ.

What? What? What you got?

Boom!

See this right here, bro.

It's weight, density.

Ain't no needle gonna

skip over that mo'fo.

Needle ain't gonna skip on me, period.

Yeah, because you ain't a real DJ.

You pre-mix your shit on your iPad...

...when you should be doing it on the fly.

Listen, I take the time to get shit right.

You let the whole club hear your mistakes.

Because I'm human.

- It's, uh, real.

- Yeah, well, it's imperfect.

That's why it's perfect.

Yo, it's on.

They call me stomp, boy

'Cause that's what I do to you

Put you in your place

And erase every clue to ya

You don't have the heart

Like stomp do

Battle me and you'll be

Headlining the Fox News

They call me Deathgrave

'Cause I'm the troublin' type

And I'm handin' out obituaries

When I'm on the mic

Man, I'm up for a fight

say I'm buggin' you, right

Keep poppin' that lip

And you gon' see what it's like

You got bummy school gear

'Cause your pockets are light

Man, I'm shining up the hall

'Cause my pockets is right

Got your girl always talkin'

Like, "It's nice ta see ya"

'Cause my cheese stays drippin'

Like a slice of pizza

Ho, step right up

'Cause Dylan's stealin' the show

And you about to get dissed

By my main man Chris

Hey, Dylan, I got this. This is light work.

If you stomp and he Deathgrave

I'm the grim reaper

Make stomp Deathgrave

And put him in a sleeper

six feet ya, ha

Deeper than your mom's voice

Yo, she sound like Darth Vader on steroids

Ha

I'm-a get this poppin'

Them ain't skinny jeans

You're wearing your mama's stockings

And Deathgrave, man

Your raps are so simple

The only thing you ever keep popping

Is pimples

Yeah, I said it, you're done

Get back to your fun

This battle was over

Before it even begun

- That's bullshit.

- That's what I'm talking about!

Step off, boys.

Maybe next time for the little sisters.

Pfft.

- Yo, you got some wrong skills, son.

- It's all you. It's all you.

Yo, we got skills, you know?

You really gonna walk away

from all this for college?

I'm not really walking away

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