
Hello, Dolly!
- G
- Year:
- 1969
- 146 min
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(train approaching)
(train whistle)
(police whistle)
(trolley bell)
(singing) Call on Dolly
If your neighbour needs a new romance
Just name the kind of man
your sister wants, and she'll snatch him up
Don't forget to bring your maiden aunts
and she'll match 'em up
Call on
"Mrs. Dolly Levi."
She's the one the spinsters recommend
for poor cousin Isadore
"Social introductions arranged."
Drag your single relations out
In a week you'll have to
send engraved invitations out
"I n an atmosphere of elegance
and refinement."
Call on Dolly
"Object:
matrimony."If your eldest daughter needs a friend
Just name the kind of man your sister
wants, and she'll snatch him up
Don't forget to bring your maiden aunts
and she'll match 'em up
Call on Dolly
If your eldest daughter needs a friend
I have always been a woman
who arranges things
For the pleasure and the profit it derives
I have always been a woman
who arranges things
Like furniture and daffodils and lives
If you want your sister courted,
brother wed or cheese imported
Just leave everything to me
If you want your roof inspected,
eyebrows tweezed or bills collected
Just leave everything to me
If you want your daughter dated,
or some marriage consummated
If you want a husband spotted,
boyfriend traced or chicken potted
I'll arrange for making all arrangements
Just leave everything to me
- Business or pleasure, Mrs. Levi?
- Mr. Jones, business is always a pleasure.
And you've got more businesses
than a dog has fleas!
As my late husband, Ephraim Levi,
used to say:
"If you have to live from hand to mouth,
you better be ambidextrous!"
If you want your ego bolstered,
muscles toned or chair upholstered
Just leave everything to me
Charming social introductions,
expert mandolin instructions
Just leave everything to me
If you want your culture rounded,
French improved or torso pounded
With a ten-year guarantee
If you want a birth recorded,
collies bred or kittens boarded
I'll proceed to plan the whole procedure
Just leave everything to me
- Where to, Dolly?
- Yonkers.
matter for Mr. Vandergelder,
the well-known
unmarried half-a-millionaire.
- Why, Mr. Sullivan,
whatever put such
a preposterous idea into my head?
Your head.
If you want a law abolished,
jury swayed or toenails polished
Just leave everything to me
If you want your liver tested,
glasses made, cash invested
Just leave everything to me
If you want your children coddled,
corsets boned or furs remodelled
Or some nice, fresh fricassee
If you want your bustle shifted,
wedding planned or bosom lifted
Don't be ashamed, girls!
Life is full of secrets and I keep 'em!
I'll discreetly use my own discretion
I'll arrange for making all arrangements
I'll proceed to plan the whole procedure
Just leave everything
To me
- And I'm telling you that I will marry her!
- Not without my permission, you won't!
This is a free country,
not a private kingdom.
She's consented and I'll marry her.
- I'm telling you that you won't.
- I'm telling you I will.
- Never.
- Tomorrow. Today.
Ermengarde is not for you.
You can't support her. You are an artist.
- I make a good living.
- A living, Mr. Kemper,
is made by selling something that
everybody needs at least once a year.
And a million is made by producing
something everybody needs every day.
You artists, you painters, produce
nothing that nobody needs, never.
You might as well know,
any way we can find to get married
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