EXT. PARK - DAY
children's play area. There, in the sandbox, a BEAUTIFUL
LITTLE GIRL DOWN.
Why did you do that?
Because you smell like dog poo.
LITTLE BOY (CONT'D)
You're so stupid just like dog poo!
You're made of poo!
INT. KITCHEN - DAY
Made. (SOB) Of. (SOB) Dog. (SOB) Poo.
Honey, do you know why that little boy
Because he LIKES YOU.
Uh - excuse me -- but what - the - HELL?
have been spreading it for years.
We see our little girl take this in, like she is just now
beginning to understand the ways of the world.
Do you understand what this means? We
guy acts like a total jerk -- that means
might serve us as five year olds, but
many of us keep believing this advice
well into adulthood.
Then, as we get older, we carry on this
I’m sure he just lost your number.
intimidated by your professional success
and emotional maturity.
INT. BAR - NIGHT
CUTE TWENTYSOMETHING #1
Here's the problem. He likes you TOO
can't handle it.
Trust me. It’s because he’s just getting
out of a serious relationship.
INT. GYM - DAY
TOKYO GIRL #1 (SUBTITLE)
stems from his failure to properly
I'm sure he forgot your hut number. Or
father. Or was eaten by a giraffe.
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