Hansel & Gretel: Warriors of Witchcraft

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Help me.

Please, somebody.

Thank you for coming,

say hi to wife and children.

I will, thanks.

Good morning, Lillith.

- Good morning, you look tired.

Yeah, tell me about it.

- Good morning ladies.

Jeff, good morning.

Help Sheriff.

What are you reading?

- This is a book about Europe.

We are planning a trip this summer.

I made some notes

of places where I want.

- Europe, eh?

Why not take someone with you.

It is dangerous to travel alone.

Yeah, but I can take care of myself.

- Yeah, I know.

You know why I'm here?

Let me guess.

One of my famous meat pies?

Yes, ma'am.

- He's coming.

Have you heard the latest news?

There is a kid missing, a town away.

No, not again.

- Probably ran away or something.

Yes, ma'am, thank you.

And deputy, what do you want.

- Nothing for me, thank you, I'm on a diet.

That's just weird,

men should not diets.

Women do like a bit stronger men.

- Yeah, I heard.

I'll take one of these.

- A good choice.

I'll get some milk for there.

Here you go, honey.

Close tightly when you're done.

Thanks again that we may continue.

- You know I trust you.

You will always be so good for the store.

Please Daddy, your favorite.

- I think that's good, it's delicious.

It is delicious.

- Have you heard anything from your brother?

No, still nothing.

Who is now somewhere in Pakistan occupied.

I see you every hidden corner.

Left.

So I'm sixty of those bastards.

Sorry, I got held up. those commies

take the entire Middle East on.

And my best marksman was caught

in saving such a beautiful hunk ...

and a large, well ...

What's going on people?

We wanted to wait for you with the food,

but we did not.

Because it took too long.

So here we are.

I lost track of time, sorry.

What? Jesus.

Now here we are, Dad,

what's the big news?

Are you ready?

- You tell me.

We're getting married.

You're kidding, right?

- I love you very much dad

and you have grown so we go ...

from Candlewood leave.

We are going to sell the house.

We are going to buy a boat

and travel around the world.

I'm happy for you, Daddy.

- Thank you, darling.

Wait, how is that

with my college in three weeks?

How long I will try all

to college to get?

Dad, do you f***ing kidding me?

- You're a smart boy.

Very intelligent.

- How many times have we talked about?

My left brain is far too complex

a structured environment.

And now you throw me out of the house?

- So you should not see.

We just want some time ...

- You are now big kids.

And then Menkay and my room?

It is also my home, Dad.

I need your support,

blood is thicker and water ...

She is three years older than me.

You barely know her.

This is bullshit, man.

That went well.

- I thought so

I'll talk to him.

- Okay.

Hansel, stop, okay?

- What?

What the hell is wrong with you?

You're acting like a spoiled child.

I bet they already from the beginning plant.

She has a kind of witches power over Dad

since they met.

- Daddy, is lonely, Hansel.

Did you ever think of that, no.

Because you're so selfish.

Ruby, cares about him and they want to be together.

And you should not be silly to do.

So now I'm still a dick?

You do not have to lecture.

You're not mommy.

- I'm just asking you to be reasonable.

Do not be a fool.

- You can just add to the list.

You know what, let them get the colre.

And you also get the back and forth.

Hansel ...

Dad.

- Yes.

You stay with Ruby, okay? I'll get him.

I think I know where he's going.

I know I am no friend of Ruby,

but I see how much she means to you.

Hansel gives himself still

Mom's fault.

I know.

- I'll talk to him, okay?

Congratulations.

Leave him alone.

- I do not, I talk to him.

Okay, go ahead.

- Okay.

Hansel ...

Hansel ...

Selfish.

I'm not selfish.

It's dad, who is selfish.

- Hansel ...

Ruby is a stupid name.

- Where are you?

Gretel.

- Hansel.

Hurry up.

- Hansel.

My God.

Okay, calm down, okay?

It hurts so much. But pain is good.

Then there is no nerve damage.

How do you know?

- I watch too much TV.

Look at me, I want you to concentrate.

I open it and pull your leg out, okay?

No, that's a very bad idea.

- Hansel, I must do it.

Hold still.

- Okay.

One, two ...

I got him ...

We gotta go.

I think I see a hut.

Stay here and I'll get help.

No, are you serious? You do not leave me here

in the woods behind, okay?

Where a wild animal can bite my balls.

- Can you walk?

Of course I can walk.

- Hold on.

I can not walk, help me.

I got you, right as she goes.

Come on.

Be careful where you walk.

Lillith, is this your house?

I thought you lived in the village.

This is an old family home.

But what is going on?

Hansel is injured, we need help.

- Honey, come on.

Thank you.

- Of course.

I can not believe you live here.

I am sorry

How's your leg now?

It still hurts when ... honey.

I think I have something that will help.

Try here but one.

Magic candy.

That is my secret recipe.

- What's in here?

Trust me, I'll take them

for my own cataracts.

Gretel, honey, I'm so sorry.

I forgot you are a vegetarian.

I do not need anything, really.

- Are you kidding me?

This is just incredible.

What is this meat?

The juiciest kind.

Lillith, thanks again. I do not know

what we should do without you.

Probably bleed to death,

I guarantee you.

I think you should eat some more,

How about a cake?

Never mind, I'm not hungry.

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