Hannah Montana: Life's What You Make It Page #3

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of a ''bug problem.''

But the shack's got character,

- and like me, it's here to stay.

- (creaking)

l can fix this.

You got nacho chee all over

my mom's homemade jerky.

How will l live with the guilt?

l was supposed to take this

to the precinct for the other cops,

but now you got the meat

with the chee. lt's not kosher...

Oh, Detective Schwartz

is gonna go all mhugana.

Dude, l don't want to tell you

how to run your shack,

but this only works

for, like, really short people.

- Not now, Todd.

- Hey, what's this?

Well, it was my mom's

homemade jerky.

(Todd) Covered in chee?

How is it?

(chuckl)

(beatbox mouthing)

- # l'm the man who had the chee

- # l'm the man who had the jerky

- # We put 'em both together...

- # And dude, it really worky

(both) # Chee Jerky

# Say what? Say what?

Chee Jerky

- # Say what?

- # Say what?

# Mozzarella-moose, swiss-salmon

gouda-turkey

# Just one taste

lt'll drive you berserky

(both) # Chee Jerky!

Say what? Say what?

# And that's all

(mimics scratching) Frh

Sizzlin' Stewart, Smokin' Oken

Enterpris. Patent pending.

Chee jerky?

That's the dumbt thing l ever heard.

Maybe, but it's delicious.

- (groans)

- Just try it.

- (spits) Blecch!

- You don't like it?

lt's delicious and it's not mine.

Yet.

You see those sparkly stars in a line?

That's Orion's belt.

And that star just to the right

of the belt?

That's my new favorite.

lt's named Miley.

Shut up. lt is not.

lt is now.

Here's the certificate to prove it.

You named a star after me?

lt was either that

or a half-mile of lnterstate 5.

Miley, l've never felt so close

to anyone before,

and l don't want there to be

any secrets between us,

so l'm gonna tell you something

l've never told anyone before.

Please don't have a hairy back.

Please don't have a hairy back.

My real name is Llie.

Llie, right. That's good.

Seriously, what's the secret?

That is the secret.

And l love that name!

l had a hamster named Llie once

until l figured out it was a boy.

- Go ahead, make fun.

- No, no, no, l'm sorry.

l'm actually touched

that you trust me so much.

l do. And l can't tell you

how great it feels

that l don't have to hide

part of my life from you

'cause l know that

you'd never do that to me.

Yeah. Sure. Of course.

Now we know everything

about each other.

Yeah. Sure. Of course.

There are no secrets between us.

Yeah. Sure. Of course.

That star didn't set you back

too much, did it?

Well...

So..

Yep.

(rustling)

Dad.

Don't you think the light would be

much better in the house?

Oh, don't worry about me, darlin'.

l can see everything

l need to see right here.

Oh, all right.

l'm gonna read Family Circus now,

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