Hannah Montana: One in a Million

Synopsis: As the world's favorite pop princess, Hannah Montana (aka sweet Southern gal Miley Stewart) has amazing one-in-a-million experiences that happen in the blink of an eye and they all come with drama.
Genre: Music

Y'all come back now, you hear?

Thank you all for coming.

Great PTA meeting.

That vegetarian lasagna was delicious.

Ooh, and those pork-free pork chops,

that's some good eating. (laughs)

(both) Yeah.

Dang it, honey, don't anybody

in California eat meat anymore?

That's a large pepperoni, sausage pizza

and a big old bucket

of bacon on the side.

Oh, l'm sorry,

did you guys want something?

Now, Lilly,

that's what l love about your mom.

Looks like an angel,

but eats like a truck driver.

Was that supposed to be a compliment?

From him? Oh, yeah.

Finally, they're gone! Dad,

the next time you host a PTA meeting,

at least do it out in the hot tub

so l can see Lilly's mom in...

...the kitchen! (chuckl)

Hey, Ms. T! Warn a guy!

And he don't have a girlfriend.

Go figure!

l appreciate you and Lilly staying,

but you don't have to

stick around to help clean.

Ah, you just want

that pizza all to yourself.

That is not true. But l will wrtle you

for that bucket of bacon.

(laughs) Why isn't he laughing?

The man don't joke about his bacon.

Jackson, you could help

clean up too, if you like.

l am helping. Man,

this chocolate pudding tast awful.

That's because it's Mrs. Devahl's

fast-acting prune butter.

Why do they call it...?

Excuse me.

ls it just me, or are they

actually starting to like each other?

You mean like or... ''like'' like?

l'll tell you the bt steakhouse in LA,

Jimmy's down on Third.

Oh, one time l heard a cow say,

''When l go,

just serve me up at Jimmy's.''

- (laughing)

- (both) ''Like'' like!

Man, l haven't seen my mom even

look at a guy since the divorce.

lt'd be so cool if they started dating.

Cooler if they got married.

- (gasps)

- So how about Saturday?

lt's a date.

(both) We're gonna be sisters!

What are we eating?

- Oh, boy.

- Oh, boy! Oh!

# Come on

# You get the limo out front

# Hot styl, every shoe, every color

# Yeah, when you're famous

it can be kind of fun

# lt's really you

but no one ever discovers

# Who would have thought

that a girl like me

# Would double as a superstar

# You get the bt of both worlds

# Chill it out, take it slow

Then you rock out the show

# You get the bt of both worlds

# Mix it all together and you know

that it's the bt of both worlds #


Ooh, make sure your dad

wears his earring.

My mom says it mak him look

like a pirate and she lov her pirat.

Perfect! He's always looking

for an excuse to wear his puffy shirt.


Tell your mom to wear that drs that

she wore at my folks' Christmas party

She looked so ho...

- ...lidayish.

- (school bell rings)

Very ftive. (chuckl) l got to go.

OK, that was gross,

but he's not wrong about the drs.

- True. After you, sis.

- No, after you, sis.

Oh, tell her not too much perfume.

She's gonna have

to keep laughing at jok,

even when they stop being funny.

And trust me, that day will come.

OK, perfume, jok,

Oliver's ''ho... liday'' drs.

Write a list

and l'll write one for you.

- Cool.

- (laughing)

,Buenos dias!

Guten Tag!


(French accent) Welcome to the wonderful

world of international relations.

- Ooh! Ooh, good one!

- Well, thank you, Miss Truscott.

lt's always nice to be appreciated.


Now, next week, all of you will be

ambassadors of an imaginary country

as we try to rolve

problems peacefully.

- Oh, this is gonna work great!

- (Scottish accent) Aye.

And it certainly will if everyone

shows that kind of enthusiasm.

Stewart, Truscott, the two of you

are a great joy to have in class.

Right back at ya! (laughs)

Why are we

a (Scottish accent) great joy?

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