Grandma's Boy Page #4
Hey, at least I have a bush.
- Sh*t's weak!
- Oh, hey, Samantha. Sorry you had to hear that.
No. Congratulations
on having a bush.
How do you two
know each other?
I woke him up here this morning.
He fell asleep working late last night.
Yeah, well, that's what old people do.
They fall asleep.
Wow,J.P., that is a great outfit.
How much do clothes cost
in the Matrix?
Hi, I'm Jeff. I have a bush too.
It's not gray.
- Hey!
- What?
My bush isn't really gray.
- Not according to my mom.
- I thought I told you to quit talking about that.
- People keep asking me about it.
- Um-
I'm really sorry to have to leave
this conversation, but I will see you guys later.
Get back to work, testers.
Hey, Samantha, don't take the red pill!
Adios, turd nuggets.
Wow.
Hey, Timmy, any chance I can
crash on your couch tonight?
Why? So you can
jerk off on my mom?
Jeff's a f***ing liar, Timmy!
What's that?
How many people did you tell
about the incident with me and your mom?
Thirteen, maybe. Why?
I didn't know it was a secret.
No, you're right.
Your mom would really appreciate it.
- My bad. Sorry.
- It's all right.
crash tonight?
Um, this, uh- This really cute chick
I've known for a long time...
...said that I could sleep over
with her and her two crazy girlfriends.
- No way!
- Yep.
Three chicks and you?
Yeah. I'll call you later
and let you know which bed I end up in.
- Totally. Oh, my roommate's here. Later, 'gator.
- Later.
- Hi, honey.
- Hi, Mommy.
- Did you have a good day?
- I did. Did you remember to TiVo SamuraiJack?
I did.
Oh, honey, they work you too hard there.
- That's a long day.
- It's not that tough of a job, though, Grandma. But thank you.
You are something else.
You must be starving, darling.
Yeah, I could eat.
That's, uh, quite the buffet
you have there.
Thank you, Mr. President.
Oh, Grace, you remember
my grandson Alex.
Our new roommate.
- How long you staying?
- Um,just till I find a new apartment.
- Do you have a girlfriend?
- No.
- How old are you now?
- I'll be 36 in October.
My grandson's gay too.
I'll give you his number.
- I'm not gay, but thank you.
- Denial.
feel warm and welcome.
Well, you'd be bitter too
if you had four husbands die on you.
Probably suicides.
- I was just kidding.
- There we go. Here's your din-din.
Oh, watch- It's hot.
Ooh, be careful-
Okay, so that's chicken cutlet,
leftover lasagna...
...some scrambled eggs...
...some pudding and-
and, oh, wait a minute.
- That is awesome, Grandma. Thank you.
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