George Carlin: Doin' It Again Page #6

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Say you can't joke about

it because it's not funny.

Comedians run into that

sh*t all the time, like rape.

They'll say, you

can't joke about rape.

Rape's not funny.

I say, f*** you,

I think it's hilarious,

how do you like that?

I can prove to you

that rape is funny.

Picture Porky Pig

raping Elmer Fudd.

See?

Hey, why do you think

they call him Porky, huh?

I know what

you're going to say,

Elmer was asking for it.

Elmer was coming on to Porky.

Porky couldn't help

himself, he got a hard-on,

he got horny,

he lost control,

he went out of his mind.

Lot of men talk like that,

lot of men think that way.

They think it's

the woman's fault.

They like to blame

the rape on the woman,

say, hey, she had it coming,

she was wearing a short skirt.

These guys think women

ought to go to prison

for being cock teasers.

Don't seem fair to me,

don't seem right,

but you can joke about it.

I believe you can

joke about anything.

It all depends on how

you construct the joke,

what the exaggeration is,

what the exaggeration is.

Because every joke

needs one exaggeration,

every joke needs one thing

to be way out of proportion.

Give you an example.

Did you ever see a news

story like this is the paper?

Every now and then you

run into a story that says,

some guy broke

into a house,

stole a lot of things,

and while he was in there,

he raped an

81-year old woman.

And I'm thinking to myself,

why!

What the f***

kind of a social life

does this guy have?

I want to say,

why did you do that?

Well, she was

coming on to me.

We were dancing,

and I got horny.

Hey, she was asking for it.

She had on a tight bathrobe.

I say, Jesus Christ,

be a little f***ing

selective next time, will you?

Now, speaking of rape.

You know what I wonder?

I wonder is there

more rape at the equator

or the North Pole?

These are the kind

of things I think about

when I'm sitting home alone

and the power goes out.

I wonder is there

more rape at the equator

or the North Pole.

I mean, per capita.

I know the

populations are different.

Most people think

it's the equator.

I think it's the North Pole.

People think it's the equator

because it's hot down there,

they don't wear

a lot of clothing,

guys can see women's tits,

they get horny, and there's

a lot of f***ing going on.

That's exactly why there's

less rape at the equator,

because there's a lot

of f***ing going on.

You can tell there's a lot

of f***ing at the equator,

take a look at the

population figures.

Billions of people

life near the equator.

How many Eskimos

we got, 30, 35?

No one's getting laid

at the North Pole,

it's too f***ing cold.

Guys say to their wives,

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